Our Therapist Bunny (Chatfic)

Operation Return Bunny Before We Die

Shigaraki:
Alright, fine. You win, Midoriya. We're letting you go.

Izuku (Bunny):
About time. You really think you can just kidnap me, lock me in a room, and then act like nothing happened?

Toga:
But you were so fun to have around, Deku! 🖤 Why would we ever let you leave? 😘

Izuku (Bunny):
Because if you don't, you're going to regret every decision that led to this moment.

Twice:
OH GOD! HE'S GOING TO KILL US! THIS IS IT! I CAN SEE THE LIGHT!

Dabi:
I'm with Twice on this one. Let's just avoid becoming his next punching bag, alright?

Kurogiri:
We've agreed to release you. No more hostility is necessary.

Spinner:
And, you know... maybe we won't contact you unless we really need to.

Izuku (Bunny):
That's a wise decision. For your sake.

Shigaraki:
Tch. Don't think this is over, Midoriya. You're too valuable to just walk away. But for now... we'll stay out of your way.

Izuku (Bunny):
Good. Because if any of you try something like this again, you'll wish I was still your therapist. I'm done playing nice.

Toga:
But you were such a cute therapist! 🖤 Can't we at least keep texting you? Pretty please? 🥺

Izuku (Bunny):
I'm blocking your number.

Dabi:
Smart move.

Shigaraki:
You're walking out the door, but know this—you cross us, and it won't end well for you either.

Izuku (Bunny):
If I cross you, it'll be because you pushed me too far. So, let's not test that, yeah?

Kurogiri:
Midoriya, we'll respect your space from now on. Consider this... an open relationship. You do your thing, we'll do ours. Unless, of course, you cross paths with us again. Then we'll talk.

Izuku (Bunny):
We won't talk. Because you won't contact me unless absolutely necessary. Trust me, if you do, you'll regret it.

Twice:
OH NO! HE'S SERIOUS! WE'RE DONE FOR!

Spinner:
Alright, alright. He's leaving, let's just chill.

Kurogiri opens a portal, and Izuku steps through, not looking back. The chat goes silent for a moment.

Dabi:
Well, that went better than expected. We're all still alive.

Shigaraki:
For now. But he's not off our radar. He's too important to just walk away.

Toga:
I'll miss him! 🖤 Maybe I'll just... accidentally bump into him somewhere... hehehe.

Spinner:
Yeah, no. We're going to avoid doing anything to tick him off again. Agreed?

Twice:
AGREED! I WANT TO KEEP BREATHING!

Shigaraki:
Fine. We'll leave him alone... for now. But if things change, we'll reconsider our options.

UA Staff Group Chat: "Recovery Successful"

Midnight:
Midoriya's back. They dropped him off like nothing happened.

Aizawa:
Good. Did he say why they took him?

Midnight:
Not a word. He's keeping it to himself.

Nezu:
Interesting. We'll have to monitor the situation closely.

All Might:
The important thing is that he's safe. Whatever happened, we'll figure it out later.

Present Mic:
I can't believe they just returned him. What are they thinking?

Midnight:
It seems like they're more scared of him than we are of them.

Aizawa:
Can't blame them. Midoriya's not someone you want to cross. We'll keep an eye on him, but I trust he can handle himself.

Nezu:
Let's keep it professional. No unnecessary contact with Midoriya unless he asks for it.

~~END~~

A/N; : Thanks for reading this and I hope you did enjoy it too!!!