Shigaraki:
Okay. We're not done with this Bunny situation. I want answers.
Dabi:
You're telling me. Green hair, green eyes... it's all too familiar. I'm not letting this go.
Toga:
Bunny! Bunny! Bunny! Where are you, cutie? We want to know more about you! 😍
Bunny:
Uh... I'm right here, but maybe we should focus on—😅
Twice:
NO FOCUS ON US! FOCUS ON YOU! WHAT'S YOUR DEAL, BUNNY? ARE YOU LYING TO US?! ARE YOU EVEN REAL?!! I CAN'T TELL!
Spinner:
Yeah, Bunny, are you playing us? What are you hiding?
Bunny:
I'm not hiding anything... really, I swear! This is a safe space, remember? It's about your feelings!
Shigaraki:
We've heard that enough. Stop stalling. You're dodging every single question.
Dabi:
Yeah, Bunny. Start spilling, or we'll dig into your past ourselves.
Bunny:
That's not necessary... 😰
Toga:
Let me take a guess! I bet Bunny's quirk has to do with cuteness! Or maybe... you're secretly a hero trying to infiltrate us, hmmm? 😘
Bunny:
I'm not a hero. I'm just... a neutral party trying to help. No need for suspicion, right? 😅
Twice:
HELPING US WITH OUR MENTAL HEALTH WHILE HIDING YOUR FACE? SUSPECT. VERY SUSPECT! WHAT IF YOU'RE A HERO? NO, A VILLAIN? WAIT, MAYBE BOTH? I'M CONFUSED!
Shigaraki:
You're not here for just therapy. I don't believe it. Not one bit.
Bunny:
But I really am! This is all about you guys! Your emotional needs! Your struggles! I'm here for you! 😊
Dabi:
Yeah, you keep saying that. But you're deflecting, Bunny. What's your real name?
Bunny:
Let's not get hung up on names. Names aren't important in therapy!
Spinner:
Right... except we've given you all our names. Feels one-sided, doesn't it?
Bunny:
It's just for professional reasons... anonymity helps me focus better!
Shigaraki:
This whole thing is getting weird. Dabi, can you track Bunny?
Bunny:
Wait, wait, wait! There's no need for that! 😨
Dabi:
I could try. Might take a while, but I'll get there.
Toga:
Bunny, you better tell us who you are, or we'll find out the hard way. And I love hard ways. 😘
Bunny:
I'd... really prefer not to be found out. Can't we just—focus on therapy stuff? 😅
Twice:
THERAPY SCHMERAPY. I NEED ANSWERS! WHO ARE YOU? WHAT'S YOUR QUIRK? HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT US? ARE YOU SPYING ON US?!?!
Bunny:
I'm not spying! I'm just a really good listener... that's all!
Dabi:
You keep dodging the quirk question too. Something tells me you've got more to hide than just your identity.
Shigaraki:
I don't trust this guy.
Toga:
Bunny, come on! Green hair? Green eyes? Cute? You're practically screaming "mystery"! 😍
Bunny:
I'm not cute. 😳
Toga:
Lies! I bet you're super adorable! Let me meet you in person, Bunny! I'll figure it out. 💖
Bunny:
That's... probably a bad idea. 😅
Dabi:
Nope. It's a great idea. Let's meet Bunny in person. Or at least, get a real look at who you are.
Shigaraki:
Stop dodging. You think you can mess with us?
Bunny:
No! No messing! Just... I'm not sure meeting in person would be helpful for therapy... 😨
Twice:
I'VE GOT IT! MAYBE BUNNY'S HIDING BECAUSE THEY HAVE A HUGE SECRET. LIKE... THEY'RE ACTUALLY ONE OF US! WAIT, NO, A HERO UNDERCOVER! WAIT, MAYBE BOTH?
Bunny:
I'm... definitely not one of you guys.
Spinner:
But you know too much for someone who's just some random therapist. How do you know all this?
Bunny:
Research! Good therapists always research their clients before sessions! 😅
Toga:
Awww, Bunny did their homework on us! How thoughtful! 💕 But I still think there's more to you!
Dabi:
You're a terrible liar, Bunny.
Shigaraki:
Okay. Final warning. Spill it, or we're hunting you down.
Bunny:
Wait! No need to hunt anyone! Look, I'll give you something... but... can we just keep it between us? 😓
Toga:
Oooh, a secret! I love secrets! ❤️
Dabi:
We're listening.
Bunny:
I, uh... I'm... not really great with confrontation. That's why I'm keeping my identity hidden. 😅
Shigaraki:
Weak. That's a weak excuse.
Dabi:
Agreed. Try again.
Bunny:
Okay, um... I have a quirk, but it's not dangerous! It's totally harmless!
Toga:
Harmless quirks can be fun! What is it? Tell us! 😘
Bunny:
It's... it's not really important right now. Let's focus on—😳
Dabi:
No more deflecting. What's your quirk?
Bunny:
...Super strength? 😅
Twice:
WHAT?!? YOU'VE BEEN HIDING THAT?! SUPER STRENGTH?? WAIT, WHO DO WE KNOW WITH SUPER STRENGTH?
Dabi:
Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
Toga:
Wait, wait, wait! Green hair... green eyes... super strength... OMG! Could it be?!?!
Shigaraki:
No way. It's not—
Dabi:
Midoriya.
Bunny:
WHAT?! NO, NO! DEFINITELY NOT! 😨
Shigaraki:
Midoriya. It's him, isn't it?
Bunny:
Nope! You've got the wrong person! Totally not Midoriya! 😅
Toga:
OMG! It is you, isn't it?! Bunny is Deku?! 😍
Bunny:
NO! I'M JUST A RANDOM THERAPIST! DEFINITELY NOT DEKU! 😱
Dabi:
I don't believe this.
Shigaraki:
Kurogiri... what have you done?
Kurogiri:
I... may have made a slight mistake.
Bunny:
Guys, please! Let's stay calm and—😰
Toga:
I knew you were cute, but this is better! 😘
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Our Therapist Bunny (Chatfic)
FanfictionOne wrong move.... One wrong person.... Or not? Aktually Kurogiri did invite a therapists which should help the LOV without knowing them. Said person was supposed to be a clueless person but not a hero.... even less a hero in training or a person th...
