Our Therapist Bunny (Chatfic)

Time to Keep the Bunny

Izuku (Bunny):
I said let me out. Now.

Shigaraki:
Oh, we're letting you out. But not to go home. You're staying with us for a while, Bunny.

Izuku (Bunny):
Excuse me? I didn't agree to that.

Dabi:
Too bad. You're not really in a position to negotiate, kid. You're already here, and we've decided. You're too useful to pass up.

Toga:
We can keep you forever, Bunny! It'll be fun! 💕 Just you, me, and your blood! 😍

Izuku (Bunny):
Toga, no. If you touch me with a needle, you won't like what happens next.

Twice:
He's serious! LOOK AT HIM! Oh no, oh yes! Should we run? Should we tie him down? I'M SO CONFLICTED!

Spinner:
Honestly, I'm with Twice. This is a bad idea. The kid's gonna go off any second now. He almost blew the door off.

Shigaraki:
We've handled worse than a pissed-off teenager, Spinner. Relax. We've got him where we want him.

Kurogiri:
Actually, he's got a point. Midoriya's far more powerful than we anticipated. Perhaps we should reconsider forcing him into anything.

Dabi:
I'm not afraid of a kid. But I'll admit, there's something off about this. What's your real story, Bunny?

Izuku (Bunny):
You really want to know? Fine. Kurogiri pulled me into this mess. I'm here to help you idiots, but instead, you've locked me in a room. You should be grateful I'm not making you regret it right now.

Shigaraki:
Wait, Kurogiri got you into this? You're supposed to be our therapist?

Dabi:
You've got to be kidding me. You're telling me the bunny we've been threatening is supposed to help us?

Izuku (Bunny):
Yeah, that's right. And now you've made things way more complicated than they need to be. So how about you stop with the kidnapping and actually listen for once?

Toga:
But if you're our therapist, then you have to stay! You'll have to listen to all my feelings! 🖤

Izuku (Bunny):
Oh, I'll listen. But first, you're going to let me go. This wasn't supposed to be a prison stay. You're lucky I haven't called my people.

Shigaraki:
Your people? You mean heroes? You really think they're gonna come for you in here? You're deep in our hideout, kid. Good luck with that.

Izuku (Bunny):
Wanna bet? They already know something's up.

Dabi:
Wait, what did you do?

Izuku (Bunny):
Don't worry, I didn't tell them anything about you. But they know I'm missing, and if they figure out where I am, you're going to have a lot more to deal with than just me.

Twice:
Oh no, we're screwed! WE'RE GONNA DIE! OR MAYBE JUST GET HURT REALLY BADLY!

Toga:
Relax! We've got him. I say we just kidnap him for real now! 💖

Shigaraki:
Not happening. We're already in deep enough trouble. But if you think we're just letting you go, Midoriya, you're wrong.

Izuku (Bunny):
I'd reconsider that if I were you. You really want the full wrath of Class 1A on your doorstep? Because trust me, they're already on their way.

Shigaraki:
Tch. Class 1A? I'm not afraid of them. But still... maybe you're right. Kurogiri, open a portal. Let's think this through.

Toga:
NO! Don't let him go! He's fun! 😡

Dabi:
Wait, I wanna see what happens next. Maybe we can convince him to stay. After all, if we recruit him... imagine what we could do with All Might's favorite pet.

Izuku (Bunny):
You really don't want to push me, Dabi. If you want to recruit me, you're going about it the wrong way. Try not kidnapping people next time.

Spinner:
I'm just saying... if he's this mad already, imagine if we pushed him more. We might not survive.

Shigaraki:
Fine. For now, we'll play it cool. But don't get too comfortable, Bunny. You're not off the hook yet.

Izuku (Bunny):
Good choice.