Operation Keep Bunny from Murdering Us

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Izuku (Bunny):
You still haven't let me out of this room. It's been hours, and I'm starting to lose my patience.

Shigaraki:
We're working on it. Chill.

Izuku (Bunny):
Chill? You locked me up in a room for no reason. I'm done playing games. If you want me to stay calm, you'll let me out. Now.

Toga:
Oh, but it's so fun having you here! 🖤 What if we kept you forever?

Izuku (Bunny):
Keep it up, Toga. You'll be the first one to regret it.

Twice:
OH GOD, HE'S GONNA KILL US ALL! THIS IS THE END!

Dabi:
Midoriya, seriously, you need to take it easy. Threatening everyone isn't gonna help your situation.

Izuku (Bunny):
I'm not threatening anyone. I'm giving you a warning. Push me too far, and there's no going back.

Shigaraki:
Tch. He's not bluffing. We've already seen what he's capable of.

Kurogiri:
Midoriya, you need to trust that we'll handle this situation properly. Please remain patient.

Izuku (Bunny):
Trust? You really want to talk about trust after you locked me in here? Kurogiri, you're the reason I'm here, but I'm starting to question if this was a mistake.

Kurogiri:
I understand your frustration, but you must understand—we brought you here for a reason.

Izuku (Bunny):
A reason? You mean you kidnapped me. I hope that reason is a good one because right now, I'm tempted to make sure you regret every second of it.

Spinner:
This is getting out of hand. Maybe we should just let him go.

Shigaraki:
Let him go? After all this? No way. He's way too valuable.

Izuku (Bunny):
Valuable for what exactly? Because unless you're about to offer me something incredible, I'm walking out of here—one way or another.

Toga:
I vote we keep him. He's so fun! I want to see how far we can push him. 🖤

Twice:
NO! DON'T PUSH HIM! HE'LL EXPLODE! AND THEN WE'LL ALL BE DEAD!

Dabi:
Midoriya's got a point. We're not exactly making friends with him right now. You want him on our side, we need to stop acting like idiots.

Shigaraki:
He's not leaving. But we'll give him more... space. Midoriya, I get it. You want out. But we can offer you more than those heroes ever will.

Izuku (Bunny):
You seriously think I'd join you? After this? You're delusional, Shigaraki.

Shigaraki:
Delusional? Or realistic? You can't deny the potential we have together. Think about it.

Izuku (Bunny):
I'm done thinking. I'm giving you one last chance—let me out, or this ends badly for all of you.

Kurogiri:
Midoriya, let's keep this civil. I'll unlock the door, but please remain calm.

Kurogiri unlocks the door.

Izuku (Bunny):
Finally. I've had enough of this.

Dabi:
Hold on a second. Before you go storming off, you might want to know something. I... may have figured something out about you, Bunny.

Izuku (Bunny):
What are you talking about, Dabi?

Dabi:
I called you earlier, remember? You picked up.

Izuku (Bunny):
...So?

Dabi:
You answered with your actual voice, Midoriya. Not exactly smart if you're trying to hide your identity.

Toga:
WAIT! Bunny is—Izuku Midoriya?! Our little therapist is Deku?! 💕💕

Twice:
OH MY GOD! DEKU?! WE'VE BEEN TALKING TO DEKU THIS WHOLE TIME?! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Spinner:
Deku?! Seriously?

Compress:
Well, this certainly complicates things.

Shigaraki:
...This just got interesting.

Izuku (Bunny):
Dabi, I swear—you better not tell anyone. Kurogiri dragged me into this. I didn't tell anyone about you, so you're going to do the same for me.

Shigaraki:
Oh, you're not leaving now, Midoriya. Not after this.

Izuku (Bunny):
Don't make me repeat myself, Shigaraki. You really think keeping me here is going to end well for you?

Toga:
Can we keep him? Pleeease?! Deku is so cute when he's angry! 🖤

Shigaraki:
We're not letting him go. You're in now, Midoriya. Whether you like it or not.

Izuku (Bunny):
If you think for a second I'm staying here—voluntarily—you're more insane than I thought.

Dabi:
He's got a point. But let's be honest, Shigaraki. We'd be stupid to let him go.


UA Staff Group Chat: "Search and Rescue Mode Activated"

Midnight:
Update—Midoriya's definitely been taken by the League of Villains. No sign of where they took him yet.

Aizawa:
We need to move fast. If they have him, there's no telling what they're planning.

Nezu:
Everyone, stay focused. We'll coordinate with local heroes to track down their location.

All Might:
I'll personally lead the search. We will bring Midoriya back.

Present Mic:
Why the heck would they kidnap Deku of all people?!

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