Our Therapist Bunny (Chatfic)

The Kidnapping Plan

Bunny:
Before anyone jumps to conclusions or tries to fry me... I didn't plan any of this. Kurogiri's the one who got me into this mess in the first place.

Dabi:
Wait, Kurogiri? He's the one who roped you in?

Shigaraki:
WHAT?! Kurogiri, you brought Deku into this? Without telling anyone? What the hell were you thinking?

Kurogiri:
I thought having an experienced therapist would be beneficial to the team. I had no idea it would be Midoriya. His skills seemed... fitting.

Shigaraki:
I didn't ask for therapy. I asked for loyal villains!

Bunny:
Okay, well, while we're all yelling at Kurogiri, can we talk about how I didn't tell anyone about you guys? I could've blown your whole operation wide open after the camp, but I didn't. So I'd appreciate the same courtesy in return. 😅

Toga:
Awwww, Deku, you're so cute when you're trying to bargain for your life! 💖

Bunny:
I'm not bargaining for my life. I'm just saying let's not make this weird, okay?

Twice:
IT'S TOO LATE, BUNNY. IT'S ALREADY WEIRD!! YOU'RE A HERO AND WE'RE VILLAINS!! THIS IS BEYOND WEIRD!!

Dabi:
He's right. This is... twisted. But somehow, I like it.

Shigaraki:
You know what? I don't care if you didn't snitch on us. You're here now, and that means you're not walking away. I don't trust you, Deku. Not yet.

Bunny:
Look, I'm not planning to walk away, but this whole "hostile energy" isn't really my vibe. 😬

Toga:
Ooooh, Deku, don't worry. We'll make sure you feel right at home! 🩸 How about I just kidnap you and make you stay with us forever? 💕

Bunny:
Wait, what? Kidnapping?! Toga, let's not jump to kidnapping, okay?

Shigaraki:
Actually, that's not a bad idea. If you're really serious about staying with us, then we'll make sure you don't have a choice. You're coming with us, Deku. Permanently. 😈

Bunny:
Umm... that's a huge leap from where we started, guys. How did we go from therapy to kidnapping?

Toga:
Because, silly, we want you to be one of us! And if that means dragging you here against your will, so be it! I'll bring you snacks and bandages when we lock you up! 😘

Bunny:
Bandages? Lock me up? Uh, Kurogiri, a little help here?

Kurogiri:
I did not foresee this turning into a kidnapping attempt, Midoriya. I cannot condone such drastic measures.

Shigaraki:
Too bad. I condone it. Kurogiri, open a portal. We're going to grab Deku. No more playing around.

Bunny:
Wait, wait, wait! Hold on! I haven't agreed to this yet!

Shigaraki:
You don't need to agree. You're joining one way or another.

Dabi:
Can't lie, this is shaping up to be pretty entertaining. We're actually kidnapping Deku? That's gold. 😂

Twice:
I'M SO EXCITED BUT ALSO TERRIFIED!! WHAT DO WE DO WHEN WE GET HIM? DO WE MAKE HIM SWEAR AN OATH OR SOMETHING?!!

Spinner:
You guys are acting like this is some weird cult initiation... are we really going through with this?

Bunny:
I am not swearing any oaths! This is not happening! Kurogiri, I'm counting on you to not portal me into a villain dungeon! 😨

Kurogiri:
While I value the team's opinions, kidnapping Midoriya may not be the best approach to solidifying his loyalty.

Shigaraki:
We'll solidify his loyalty when he has no choice but to stay with us. He'll crack eventually.

Toga:
Oh, I love when they crack! 💖 Maybe I'll be the one to break him! 🩸

Bunny:
Okay, this is escalating way too fast. Can we please reconsider this whole "kidnapping Deku" thing?

Dabi:
Not a chance. You're too valuable to let walk away, Bunny Boy. Just accept it.

Bunny:
Guys, I'm still a hero. Remember that? You really think you can hold me here forever?

Toga:
You're too nice to fight us, Deku. We'll keep you safe. I'll even tuck you in every night. 🥰

Bunny:
...I'm not sure if I should be flattered or terrified right now. 😳

Shigaraki:
You should be both. Kurogiri, do it. Open the portal.

Kurogiri:
I strongly advise against this.

Shigaraki:
Now.

Bunny:
WAIT! WAIT! I'M NOT READY—!!!

[Portal Opens]

Twice:
DID WE GET HIM?! IS HE HERE?!

Bunny:
...Uh. What just happened?

Toga:
DEKU!!! YOU'RE HERE! EEEEE!!! Tackle hugs

Bunny:
What—Toga, no—why am I in your hideout?! 😱

Shigaraki:
Welcome to your new home, Deku. You're staying with us now.

Bunny:
This is not how I wanted my day to go... 😩

Toga:
We're going to have so much fun!! 💖 I'll show you where you'll be staying, and then we can get started on making you one of us! 🩸

Bunny:
Kurogiri, you were supposed to stop this! 😨

Kurogiri:
I apologize, Midoriya. The situation has... gotten out of hand.

Dabi:
Too late now. You're ours, Deku. No more running away.

Bunny:
I wasn't running away to begin with! But now... I might consider it!

Shigaraki:
Run all you want, but you'll never get far. This is your new life now. Welcome to the League of Villains, Bunny Boy.

Bunny:
Great. Just great. 😅