[Before We Begin, None Of This Is Canon. Please Understand.]
Sakuya, still holding Cat, went to the library.
She went up to Patchouli.
"I need a book about cats." she said.
"Yeah yeah, they're right over in the when did I ask section." Patchouli replied.
"Ok." Sakuya went of with Cat.
"At least I don't have to hold the..."
Sakuya returned.
"Hold Cat for me." she ran off again.
"Damn."
In the throne room...
"Hello, kitties. Would you like some milk? My dad went to get some, 516 years ago, but never came back. I guess prices have gone up. Oh well, Meiling can go get some for you. Meiling!"
Meiling did not come in.
"Probably asleep again. Come on, kitties."
The cats all climbed onto her and went outside to Meiling.
"Meiling. Meiling. Meiling. Meiling. Meiling. Meiling. Meiling. Meiling. Meiling. Meiling."
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?!" Meiling yelled.
"Can you go and get some milk for the cats?"
Meiling blankly stared at her, then slowly got up.
"Fine." she said, tired.
Remilia returned to the throne room.
"Meiling may ling a Meiling ling but does that mean a ling may may a Meiling ling ling as long as a Meiling ling can ling from a Meiling ling?" she asked.
"Meow." the cats say.
"Of course! Meiling can ling a Meiling ling if a Meiling ling can ling from Meiling using a Meiling ling to ling a Meiling ling."
"Meow."
"Oh! But can Meiling ling a Meiling ling in the first place while mailing a Meiling ling to Meiling?"
"Meow."
"Ah, you're no help."
Outside, in Gensokyo...
"Buy all new Cirno flavoured ice creams! Perfect for the weather! Heehee!" Cirno was saying. Daiyousei was standing, watching her.
Meiling wandered into the market, filled with potential owners of Cat Milk.
She went over to Cirno.
"Hello, potential businessperson! Can I interest you in an all new Cirno flavoured ice cream for the veeery reasonable price of ¥49.99?"
"No."
"Uhhh..."
Daiyousei came up to Cirno.
"The friends and family discount." she whispered.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! How about the friends and family discount for an all affordable price of ¥48.99?!"
"... no."
"Fine. What can I do for you?"
"Do you have any milk?"
"No. Go away. NEXT!" she yelled.
Meiling left the stand.
The next person along was Alice.
"Oh, hello! Can I tempt you with a totally-not-ripped-off-from-Microsoft YouCUBE?!"
"What."
"The YouCUBE works just like YouTUBE, except the TUBE is changed to CUBE."
"So, it's just YouTube?"
"No, silly! It's called YouCUBE!"
"Fine. Do you have any milk?"
"Sorry. My dad isn't back yet. You'll have to ask me in perhaps a few hundred years."
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Gensokyo | Volume II
FanfictionGensokyo | Volume II As life seems to return to normal in Gensokyo, a portal to the place of kids that tried attacking before opens up again, and Y/N and Tagashi are forced into a world of danger, accidentally bringing danger and death with them whe...
