[Before We Begin, None Of This Is Canon. Please Understand.]
Again, Patchouli was sitting, reading a book. This time, the book was called "How To Get Rid Of Marisa Kirisame". She was engrossed in it, studying the pages very carefully. She began to read aloud.
"Step 1. Get Marisa to step into a very obvious pentagram on the floor. Step 2. Get Sakuya to do some magic crap to send her back to the 1800s where she will be burned at the stake and never heard of or seen again. Problem solved!"
Sakuya walked in, clearly exhausted.
"If I wanted to spend my weekend looking after some dumbass kid I could have had a baby." she said, and went up to a random book. She read the title aloud.
"How to be a furry..."
That goofy ahh kid called James took the book immediately and started reading it.
"So not that one."
She picked out another book.
"How to tell my parents I watch child por..."
James took the book again.
"So not that one either."
She found another.
"What to do if I look like a jackass with a goofy ahh hairstyle because I'm a stupid ginger loser."
James did nothing.
Sakuya threw the book at full force into his face and knocked him out. She then peacefully left the room.
Flandre came in and drew a moustache and a message saying "I am a ginger loser" on his face.
Patchouli got up and went to Remilia's throne room.
"Remi," she said "do we have a pentagram by any chance?"
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