[Before We Begin, None Of This Is Canon. Please Understand.]
Y/N and Tagashi now returned to the mansion, in search of Patchouli. Sakuya was nowhere to be seen and Remilia was still gone, so it was easy. As they got to the library, Patchouli was, yet again, reading a book. This time, the book was called "How People With Two Dads Receive Yo Mama Jokes". The first joke said "Yo mama so ugly yo dad had to get a husband." She laughed at this.
Tagashi spoke first.
"So like... want to go to England?"
Patchouli got up and slowly walked over to him.
"Yes." she said.
With that, they all got in a camper van that yet again, exists because plot reasons and drove to a train station.
Patchouli had never actually left the country before, so had no idea of the social convention or how to be social. When it was their turn to get tickets to get on a train, Patchouli was the only one of legal age, and had to do everything for them.
"Good afternoon madam. Where would you like a ticket to?"
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"El... En.. and..."
"Do you mean England, ma'am?"
"England, yes." she said.
"Of course! That will be ¥20 please!"
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She gave them ¥20.
"Thank you ma'am."
They all left and got on a train.
They started talking. Tagashi opened.
"Have you ever been on a plane before?"
"No."
"It's fun, really. It has giant wings and looks like a bird and flies like a bird!"
"Interesting."
As they continued on the rails, they looked at the scenery outside. Y/N was still sitting in silence. Basically everyone forgot they even existed for a while.
The train stopped and a rather enthusiastic robot got on board, Tagashi and Y/N turned to look immediately. They recognised their voice.
"Wow Kris Just Look At The Frivolities This Train Has To Offer." It was Queen.
She wandered around for a while, then conveniently chose a table right next to the trio. She then immediately extended a casual greeting.
"Oh Hi Are You Going To England As Well."
"Uh... yeah..." Y/N said.
Patchouli was looking at Queen in amazement. Queen looked back at her for a few seconds.
"Oh Yeah You Must Have Noticed My Easter Sweater. I Very Casually... Encouraged... Kris Here Into Fashioning It For The Big Trip. Do You Believe In Magic."
Everything was so fast paced Patchouli barely had a chance to keep up.
"W-what?" she stuttered.
"My Systems Detect You Failed To Process The Sound Of My Voice. What I Said Was - Oh Yeah You Must Have Noticed My Easter Sweater. I Very Casually... Encouraged... Kris Here Into Fashioning It For The Big Trip. Do You Belive In Magic."
"Still didn't catch that, one more time."
"Oh Ok Well My Systems Detect You Failed To Process The Sound Of My Voice. What I Said Was - Oh Yeah You Must Have Noticed My Easter Sweater. I Very Casually... Encouraged... Kris Here Into Fashioning It For The Big Trip. Do You Belive In Magic."
"I am the definition of magic." Patchouli said.
"Cool." Queen said.
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Gensokyo | Volume II
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