💥❌★I Am A Dick

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Warning this chapter may contain inappropriate language and mature content.

Info - in this Bakugou has a tic disorder which people misinterpret as him making fun of people with tics and tourettes. Also, class 1A does a live stream because I said so and I was watching a cosplay panel on YouTube. Deal with it :)

No ship

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Bakugou's pov

"So.. I think we should start by going round the class, stating our names and pronouns" Mina says happily, choosing to start with the quieter few so they don't get talked over.

Shoji, Koda, Sato, Ojiro, Tokoyami, Hagakure and Aoyama. Next they run through the Deku squad. Todoroki, Uraraka, Momo, Tsuyu, Iida, Deku. Then we roll around to the Baku squad.

"Jirou, she/they please!" Jirou exclaims with a small smile.

"I'm Mina, she/her!" Mina exclaims overly loud and Denki laughs.

"Denki, I use he/him but I don't mind they/them or she/her either, what even is gender dude" Kaminari says with a smirk, looking to Sero.

I mumble a soft boop as I stab my finger in to Kirishima's thigh, getting more nervous as it comes around to me. Why do I have to be last.

"Sero, they/them" Sero says as they eat frosting straight from the fucking tub.

"Shinsou, I don't really give one.. gender hmm, confusing" he says, leaning back against the sofa with a blanket.

"Kirishima!" The red headed idiot begins with a bright smile. "He/him for my bros and lady bros and my non gendered bros" Kirishima exclaims and I scoff.

It's not like my usual, ugh shut up, type scoff cause it was a tic but it's easy to pass off as my annoyed scoff. Kiri just smiles at me and I fidget with my hands.

"Bakugou.." I start, looking to Kirishima as my hands automatically squeeze the flesh under them. Which just so happens to be the red head's thighs. "Marshmallows. Ermm he/they or whatever.." I say, looking down still since I never really spoke about my pronouns before.

"Wait really? Oh that's so cool Bakubro!" Kaminari exclaims and I shrug.

"Tis not a big deal.. been using it since middle school" I say softly and they only whine.

"Taking a liking to his thighs huh?" Mina teases and I just shoot her a look of disgust before placing my hands back in my lap.

"It's fine. I wasn't bothered" Kirishima says softly, usually dealing and being on the receiving end of a lot of my more physical tics.

"Right. What I'm thinking, we might as well just answer some questions" Momo says softly and so they start to go through questions.

"Deku, what's the weirdest thing our dearest Bakugou did?" Denki asks as the phone is handed to him.

"Umm.. in middle school.. Kacchan went through a phase.. where he erhmm" Deku starts, trying to suppress his laughter.

"Get on with it you damn nerd!" I complain and he clears his throat, trying hide his smile.

"He.. would.. threaten to jizz on my face at night because it would be funny" Deku says and most of my squad bursts out into fits of laughter.

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