Police: 911, what's your emergancy
Serenity: a monster just broke into my apartment
Jaehyun:*across the room* Serenity we're married
Serenity: *screaming* it found me
With NCT
Serenity: alright now, everyone, pay attention! I have an announcement to make, and I only have one minute
Jaehyun: why, you're in a hurry?
Serenity: no, I was referring to your relatively short attention spans
Serenity: *messages Jaehyun at 3am*
Jaehyun: *replies back soon after*
Serenity: What the fuck are you doing awake, go to sleep
Someone: If you broke up who would be blamed
Serenity: Jaehyun
Jaehyun:
Jaehyun: I'm hurt
Serenity: I only have one emotion, it's anger
Jaehyun: last night you texted me at least a thousand hearts
Serenity:
Serenity: out of anger
Jaehyun: Go fuck yourself
Serenity: Fuck me yourself you coward
Jaehyun: GOD, you're so clingy
Serenity: YOU came into MY bed?!
Kidnapper: We have your husband
Serenity: Let me speak to him
Kidnapper: Go ahead, you're on speaker
Serenity: Dumbass
Serenity: I never brag
Jaehyun: You once called your face proof of God's existence
Jaehyun: *kisses Serenity's neck*
Serenity: what is this?
Jaehyun: ... affection?
Serenity: disgusting
Serenity:
Serenity: do it again
Serenity: [sees someone doing something stupid]
Serenity: what an idiot
Serenity: [realises its Jaehyun]
Serenity: oh that's my idiot
Jaehyun: So then I thought you died so I decided to yeet myself at the floor
Serenity, completely done: Why would you do that?
Jaehyun: You're 99% of my impulse control
