The Guru walks feebly through the West Moon Steppes until he accidentally bumps into someone.
"Sakarai Suna?" The Guru asks. "Is that you?"
"No," the person replies. "He is far from this place."
"Then who did I just bump into?"
"What?"
"I'm blind," the Guru explained. "Due to me being over three million millennia old."
"Oh. My name is James Bronzeheart."
"Why hello, James Bronzeheart. Why don't you come into my house?"
James looked around for a bit. "Sure?"
Suddenly, a noise appears next to them, which summons a house that the Guru enters.
Inside the house is an assortment of relics and artifacts that amazed James, even ones from times long past.
"This is a bunch of neat stuff."
"Just a few nick nacks I've picked up after a few years of my existence."
"It looks like you have an active hobby."
"Oh, I look around for a few things whenever I see them."
"Neat."
"Hippity hoppity," a clock said, in the face of Devin McCown. "Twitter's Elon Musk's property."
James noticed the Citadel of Stone shield that adorned the wall.
"I once knew Elon Musk. Such a young boy was he."
"Neat," James replied.
"Anyways, would you like some of this tea? It comes from a land that is now... goodness, I think they went extinct years ago."
"Sure."
While the Guru pours the tea, James notices an ornate emerald on a dais.
"Oh, you're interested in the Emerald of Emeralds?"
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The Saga of Las Aminour
Fiksi UmumA capitol that will end in hellfire begins with an election of a man named "tyrant".
