Mumbo: While I'm gone, Scar, you're in charge
Scar: Yesss
Mumbo, whispering to grian: you're secretly in charge
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Scammer: *calls*
Etho: Hello, welcome to Bob's diner and cemetery, where yesterday's murder is today's burger *hangs up*
Etho: You gotta love scam calls
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Cub: I regret taking you to this coffee bar
Scar: *drinking strait coffee creamer*
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Iskall: Hallo, how are you today?
Etho: If there are an infinite number of alternate universes, then there's one of them for every fanfic that you've ever read, where everything actually happened exactly as it was written.
Iskall: ...um
Etho: And there's also one were you love diorite
Iskall: *prepares to travel to alternate universes to murder himself*
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Tango: why do you smell like a public bathroom air freshener?
Mumbo: I rolled down the window at the carwash
Tango: oh ok. Last time I did that, I smelled like car soap for a week
(This actually happened to me)
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HumorIt's exactly what it sounds like. Enjoy, little stink children. The *gorgeous* cover art was done be me.
