Police: did you murder Jevin?
Cleo: no.
Police: Cub, where were you during to time of the murder?
Cub: helping Cleo hide the body-
Cleo: *death glare*
Cub: ...of water. Yeah, we stole a lake.
Police: ..so you committed theft as well?
Cleo: *death glare*
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Doc: what the FUCK-
Xisuma: WHO TAUGHT DOC THE FUCK WORD
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Scar: Jellie, where did I put your treats?
Jellie: the one cabinet you didn't check.
Scar: oh ok, thanks
Scar: ...
Scar: YOU CAN TALK?
Jellie: oops-
Scar: ALL THIS TIME-
Jellie: Naahhhh, you're hallucinating
Scar: Oh. Ok.
Jellie: meow
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Zedaph: hello everyone, welcome to my channel, today we will be doing a science experiment! We're gonna see how fast the human reaction time is!
Zedaph: HEY, TANGO
Tango: *runs into the room*
Zedaph: *hits Tango with a baseball bat*
Zedaph: and our conclusion is; the human reaction time is not very good.
Tango: *unconscious on the floor*
Xisuma, holding the camera: I had nothing to do with this
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Bdubs: I'm the smartest, calmest, bes-
Impulse: ...is your hand stuck in the vending machine?
Bdubs: I PAID FOR THE RICE CRISPY TREAT AND I AM GOING TO GET A RICE CRISPY TREAT
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HumorIt's exactly what it sounds like. Enjoy, little stink children. The *gorgeous* cover art was done be me.
