Martyn: okay.
Grian: what are you doing?
Martyn: I'm talking to God
Grian: is he telling you to kill everyone?
Martyn: yeah
Grian: oh, that's Satan, hi Satan.
Watcher: Hi boys <3
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Lizzie: there. I said it. I'm afraid of clowns.
Martyn: well then why are you married to onE?
Timmy: oooooooooo
Joel: I can't tell if that was supposed to be an insult-
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Scott: guys, I'm-
Cleo: gay?
Pearl: in love?
Skizz: a dumbass?
Tango: banned from all 50 states of America?
Scott: well, all of those are true, except I'm banned from 51 states and also Iran.
Everyone: ...
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Joel: hey, is it ok if I play some sounds to help me fall asleep?
Lizzie: yeah, that's alright
Joel: *plays cave noises*
Lizzie: 0_0
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Jimmy: *trips*
Tim: *breaks 3 toes*
Martyn: see, I tried to tell you-
Scott: yeah, I guess you're right, we should've wrapped him in bubble wrap and sealed him in a cave-
Jimothy: NO I JUST GOT OUT OF THERE FROM LAST TIME YOU DID THAT
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HumorIt's exactly what it sounds like. Enjoy, little stink children. The *gorgeous* cover art was done be me.
