*Right after The Incident*
Doc: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN???
Scar: in my defense, I was left unattended.
Doc: but Grian was there-
Grian: I was left unattended as well.
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Gem: um, why are you pouring coffee and redstone all over my base?
Pearl: I'm summoning impulse. He ran away when I told him to clean his room.
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Gem: They're gonna eat marshmallows while they're still on fire!
Mumbo: ha. Dumbasses.
Scar: I'M GONNA EAT THIS MARSHMALLOW WHILE IT'S STILL ON FIRE!
Grian: ME TOO!
Mumbo: wait-THOSE ARE MY DUMBASSES
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Hels: My friends and I will mess you up-
Evil X, in tears: HELP WE TRIED TO MAKE MACARONI IN THE COFFEE POT AND THEN SOMETHING BROKE AND NOW WE'RE GONNA DIE WITHOUT COFFEE
Hels: *facepalms*
Evil X: *dramatically falls to the ground screaming*
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*Meanwhile on the empires smp*
Jimmy: HELP. There's another mouse.
Fwip: Why do you always call me for this???
Jimmy: Because Scott would just laugh at me for screaming, Gem would scream with me, and Joel would do both.
Fwip: Fair enough.
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Joey: I will break your toes
Fwip: I will crack your nose
Sausage: I will smash your hoes
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HumorIt's exactly what it sounds like. Enjoy, little stink children. The *gorgeous* cover art was done be me.
