Mumbo: It's really dark
Grian: *cracks Scar's back*
Scar: *starts glowing*
Mumbo: Why is Scar glowing!?
Scar: I ate a glowstick
Mumbo: is...is he ok?
Grian: oh, yeah, he's fine, it's happened befor-
Scar: *dies*
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Meanwhile in the life series:
Joel: Who else is hiding in the laundry room to listen in on Grian and Scar's conversation?
Cleo: Me, I'm in the laundry basket
Scott: I'm in the washing machine
Timmy: I'm in the closet
Scott: We accept you-
Jimmy: No, I'm literally in the closet
Cleo: love is love
Timmy: I'm. In. A. Closet.
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Hels, in the middle of an evil speech: -and I will eradicate everything you ever loved and held dear an-
Wels: *busts through the door holding a teddy bear by it's foot* HE SLEEPS WITH A TEDDY BEAR GUYS
Hels: IF YOU HURT MR. BANANA MUFFIN, I WILL UNLEASH THE WRATH OF THE NINE RINGS OF HELL UPON YOU
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Impulse, chugging coffee at 11pm: You know, sometimes I wonder why I have trouble sleeping
Zedaph, hiding four empty redbull cans: hehe same
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Xisuma: I am going to get my life together.
Evil X, as a narrator: He did not, in fact, get his life together, he proceeded to get drunk that following night and engage in combat with a raccoon.
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HumorIt's exactly what it sounds like. Enjoy, little stink children. The *gorgeous* cover art was done be me.
