Xisuma: Why are you smiling so big?
Evil X: I just watched two kids run past the house, they were screaming and covered in blood
Xisuma: It's Halloween night, those were costumes, they were having fun-
Hels, entering the house: Oh I assure you, that's not the case.
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Ren: Where is Scar?
Cub: He's hiding behind the couch because he saw someone dressed up as a grim reaper.
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Bdubs: *pushes the racist kid down the stairs and blames it on the homophobic kid*
Ren: Nice! Give me five! *Holds out hand for a high five*
Bdubs: You already took all of my money-
Ren: Nevermind-
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Impulse:*throwing a Halloween party*
Scar: *walks into the house for the party*
Impulse: Hello Scar, you're supposed to wear a costume, why are you just wearing a red sweater?
Scar: I was told to dress up as something scary
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Scar: WHO STOLE MY CANDY!?
Grian: No one stole your candy-
Scar: but it's gone noW
Mumbo: I just watched you eat it all
Scar: *gets sad as the realization sinks in that he already ate all of his candy*
Grian, who actually stole his candy: *slips Mumbo a
dollar bill*
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HumorIt's exactly what it sounds like. Enjoy, little stink children. The *gorgeous* cover art was done be me.
