The 11th: Oi, asshole. Move your ass. You said you wanted to see me used my delusion, right?
I checked my phone as it buzzed and saw the message Tartaglia sent. Oh yeah, I had wanted to see how well he could fare with it, considering he'd gotten beaten up by that traveller whilst using it, I assume not well. So I typed my response quickly with a huff, annoyed at him as always.
Balladeer: Why don't you move your ass?
He is so fucking annoying. But his response came quickly, almost right away.
The 11th: I wouldn't be telling you to hurry up if I wasn't already here, dumbass.
I can just hear the facepalm through his message. Fucking asshole. Where even is he? He never told me where to go.
Balladeer: And where exactly would "here" be, fuckwad?
The 11th: That island in Liyue with the battle arena, obviously. Where else would we fight?
The 11th: I know you're stupid, but that's clearly the best place, nobody's around and it's a fucking battle arena. Idiot.
Oh, I'm the idiot. I hate this bitch so damn much I'm going to fucking end him when I get there.
Balladeer: Shut the fuck up or I'll kill you. I'm on my way now.
The 11th: Ooh, those are some fighting words you've got there~
The 11th: How hot~
Balladeer: Oh fuck you.
This fucking bitch.
The 11th: Take the hat off then we'll talk <3
Balladeer: I'm leaving. I hate you.
The 11th: Yeah, yeah, see you soon~
Ugh, I hate him so god damn much. But I guess I've got to go see him now, at least it's just to beat the shit out of him. I am going to enjoy this so much.
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Fuckass... || ChiScara
FanficCover art is not my own, it belongs to Tsunamayy on Deviantart Characters belong to Hoyoverse. Does include some more mature themes, such as sexual and violent themes. There will also be plenty of coarse language. The sex you're all so desperate for...
