After three or four months of hearing nothing from Childe
Annoyance🖕: Uh oh, back again~
Doll⚡💜: Where the fuck were you?
Doll⚡💜: You've been gone for ages.
Annoyance🖕: The Tsaritsa sent me to the Narrows and Storm island <3
Doll⚡💜: Excuse me? You could have fucking died!
Annoyance🖕: But I didn't~
Doll⚡💜: You're fucking lucky you made it back. If you didn't, I'd kill you myself.
Doll⚡💜: I'm serious, Ajax.
Annoyance🖕: And I'm not. Take a breather on me, Scara 🌸
Annoyance🖕: > Doll⚡💜: You're fucking lucky you made it back. If you didn't, I'd kill you myself.
But those are fighting words! I'll draw my blades, comrade!
Doll⚡💜: Fuck you, it's Scaramouche.
Doll⚡💜: And I'm not going to fight you right after you've gotten back.
Annoyance🖕: Scaramouche, Scaramouche?
Doll⚡💜: No.
Annoyance🖕: Will you do the fandango?
Doll⚡💜: I am not going to do the fandango.
Annoyance🖕: Even though I just came back? :/ how cold
Annoyance🖕: Not even a "welcome back, Tartaglia"
Doll⚡💜: You just coming back doesn't mean I should do the fandango. It means you should come see me.
Doll⚡💜: Then you can get your "welcome back."
Annoyance🖕: You want to see me? 🥺🧡
Doll⚡💜: No.
Doll⚡💜: Just come to my hotel room.
Doll⚡💜: Or let me go to yours.
Annoyance🖕: OH? YOU WANT TO GET ME IN YOUR BED?
Annoyance🖕: How hot of you 🌸
Doll⚡💜: Absolutely not.
Doll⚡💜: Shut the fuck up.
Annoyance🖕: If you wanna touch me, just say it~ Face it, doll. You wanna feel me.
Doll⚡💜: You're disgusting. And it's Scaramouche not fucking doll, and no, I will not do the fandango.
Annoyance🖕: Well, you definitely don't want me in your bed for nothing
Doll⚡💜: I never said I wanted you in my bed.
Doll⚡💜: That was all you.
Doll⚡💜: In other words, you want to get in my bed.
Annoyance🖕: > Doll⚡💜: Just come to my hotel room.
:/
Annoyance🖕: You said it, not me 🌸
Doll⚡💜: That has nothing to do with getting in my bed.
Annoyance🖕: So I'll just pop in, say hi and leave?
Annoyance🖕: Sounds good.
Doll⚡💜: Well, no-
Annoyance🖕: That's what I thought.
Annoyance🖕: I'll be there soon~
Doll⚡💜: Good.
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Fuckass... || ChiScara
FanfictionCover art is not my own, it belongs to Tsunamayy on Deviantart Characters belong to Hoyoverse. Does include some more mature themes, such as sexual and violent themes. There will also be plenty of coarse language. The sex you're all so desperate for...
