Fuckass... || ChiScara

3.

Hearing a ding from my phone, I picked it up and checked. The 11th changed Balladeer's contact name to "Doll⚡💜". What the fuck? He is such a bitch, why did he change my name to that? And a heart emoji with it? Seriously?

Doll⚡💜: Did you really just change my name to that? It's Scaramouche how many times to I have to tell you?

The 11th: Scaramouche, Scaramouche 🥺

No.

The 11th: Will you do the fandango?

Fuck. Seriously? No way.

Doll⚡💜: Nope. Never. I'm not doing the fucking fandango.

Doll⚡💜 has changed The 11th's contact name to "Annoyance🖕".

Annoyance🖕: Well that's no fun.

Doll⚡💜: Good. I don't want you to have fun. Be bored, bitch.

Annoyance🖕: That's odd coming from the once who was literally created by Ei because she was bored.

Doll⚡💜: Oh fuck off. She made me as a prototype to see if she could make puppets, not because she was bored dumbass.

Annoyance🖕: Sounds like boredom to me, asshole~

Doll⚡💜: Shut the fuck up, it was not.

Annoyance🖕: What would you call it then, Doll?

I seriously hate that I like it when he calls me that. I'm never going to let him know that of course, he only gets to call me Scaramouche, or Balladeer I guess. Not Scara, not Doll, not Mouchie which Signora has called me, not Fandango boy, and definitely nothing deriving off of my actual name, Kunikuzushi. Only Scaramouche or Balladeer.

Doll⚡💜: It's Scaramouche. I'd call it experimentation though. Testing whether something is possible, you know?

Annoyance🖕: Scaramouche, Scaramouche?

Doll⚡💜: Not doing the fandango, so shut the fuck up and stop saying that.

Annoyance🖕: Didn't even let me finish it :c

Doll⚡💜: Deal with it, I've told you plenty of times already.

Annoyance🖕: Someone's extra moody today.

My fucking god, I hate him. I am so not extra moody.

Doll⚡💜: Maybe because someone keeps getting on my nerves.

Annoyance🖕: Who is this someone and can I fight them?

Is he dense or sarcastic?

Doll⚡💜: Sure, go ahead and fight yourself. It'd be funny.

Annoyance🖕: Damn, you really are moody today.

Annoyance🖕: GASP. Did the Tsaritsa take you out of commission today because of our fight yesterday?

Fuck, how did he figure out so damn easily? And why isn't he out of commission, this isn't fair. I hate him.

Doll⚡💜: No. Of course not, shut the fuck up.

Why do I hate that I lied?

Doll⚡💜: Well, maybe. But just for a little. So I don't want any shit from you about it.