Fuckass... || ChiScara

10.

It may or may not have taken me half an hour, but I finally made it. It really shouldn't have taken me that long, I just can't help it. When it comes to Childe, I can't help awkwardly dawdling, I don't know why. But anyway, the ginger idiot is already here, sitting with his legs over the edge of the cliff. I just walked over and sat next to him, resting my legs over the side too.

"Took you long enough." - Scaramouche

Yes, I just said that it took him long enough despite being the one that arrived much later than him. But whatever, I just turned to look at him with an eyebrow raised.

"I also heard you're out of commission for the moment? What's up with that?" - Scaramouche

"Well, for one, excuse you, I got here first." - Childe

Though he laughed, and rolled his eyes before wrapping his arm over my shoulders.

"And secondly. Oh, Scara. Doll, no. I am definitely not out of commission." - Childe

I shoved his arm off of my shoulders with a huff, glaring into his dead blue eyes as I did.

"Then why did La Signora tell me you are?" - Scaramouche

Childe groaned and leaned on me.

"We fought earlier and she beat me up pretty good unfortunately." - Childe

His hand wrapped under the bottom of his shirt and pulled it up, displaying some not too great looking wounds hidden under there. He was surprisingly good at hiding pain.

"I'm not going to go out of commission though. No way I'm letting La Signora take me out. Even if the Tsaritsa is telling me to." - Childe

I rolled my eyes back. That shit doesn't look good at all, he should be getting at least a couple days rest. Seriously. He's such a fucking idiot.

"Well it looks like she beat you up bad. So if you aren't going to listen to the Tsaritsa. Listen to me. Get some fucking rest." - Scaramouche

One of his large, surprisingly gentle hands came up to caress my cheek, tilting my head up towards his own face and leaning in close. Though, on his face was only a stupid, teasing, playful smirk.

"Is it because you're my superior? Or do you have a soft spot for me?" - Childe

Soft spot. Definitely soft spot. The Tsaritsa is Childe and my superior after all, so if he were to listen to me for that reason, why not listen to the Tsaritsa instead.

"Obviously not the stupid soft spot thing. Not a chance in the world that I would have a soft spot for you. Disgusting." - Scaramouche

I pulled my head out of his hands, face flushed red yet displaying a glare, as if I hated it. Which we all know is a lie.

"Tell that to your bed, it'll miss me~" - Childe

"Maybe you can tell it that next time you see it. Which will be never." - Scaramouche

I huffed and turned away from him.

"I wouldn't be so sure of that, doll. You know you want to feel me. To touch me." - Childe

I slapped him in the arm, his words having made me incredibly flustered. Though, he is right, I like to cuddle this stupid ginger dumbass and it's pretty obvious. But my pride is too big for me to just swallow and admit it.

"Anyway, why did you want to come here with me, anyway?" - Childe

Shit, right, this is a place for couples. I mean, I did already know that and that may have factored in my decision as to coming here but ugh. No way. What's a good excuse? I really did intend to meet this annoying idiot here.

"Because it's a nice spot. Nothing else. I was going to come here myself but then you decided you wanted to see me." - Scaramouche

"You? Thinking something is nice?" - Childe

He basically cackled at me. I can think things are nice! Fucking bitch.

"You feeling okay?" - Childe

"Shut the fuck up. I can think things are nice. I'll fucking list things are nice right now." - Scaramouche

And so I began listing without thinking. Just spilling whatever popped into my head.

"Flowers, rain, gorgeous views, you, vanilla smell, cats, oversized anything, hats, other stuff. See, boom, I can think things are nice. So I am fine." - Scaramouche

I didn't even notice that I said 'you' in that list, basically just confessing that something I like is Childe.

"You're small, of course oversized anything would-" - Childe

He stopped speaking suddenly, almost as if cut off. I noticed his face light up , confusing me. What had I said that would make him blush?

"I FUCKING KNEW IT! I knew you were warming up to me!" - Childe

"Hm? The fuck do you mean? No I'm not. Also, I'm not that fucking small, you're just oversized." - Scaramouche

I just called him oversized. I said that I like anything oversized. Shit.

"Just shut up. You're wrong." - Scaramouche

"You also think oversized things are nice!" - Childe

Ugh, point proven. But no way I'm accepting that.

"I told you soooo~" - Childe

Fucking tease, pissing me off so much. So I moved my leg so that I was pressing my foot against the edge of the cliff.

"Nope. Fuck this. I'm leaving." - Scaramouche

And just like that, I leaned forwards and pushed hard against the edge of the cliff, and I was falling. Letting myself drop for a moment before grabbing my hat tightly, holding it above my head. Using my "pinata" as a glider. If I didn't have to hold on with both hands, I'd have the middle finger stuck up. Instead I just yelled out.

"Fuck you!" - Scaramouche

"Scara, what the fuck?!" - Childe

I heard his desperate voice ring out before I saw him leap off of the edge too. Shit. I didn't expect him to follow, what do I do? He doesn't have a glider. I'd already glided too far to make any attempt to grab him. Even if I was close enough, no way my hat could hold us both up. I managed to see his eyes flicker towards me as he plummeted towards the ground. Moments before he hit the ground, his face changed to one of relief, as if realising, that I would be fine. Fuck. I heard a sickening crunch as he landed and I just hung there for a moment, still absorbing what had happened. But once I fully realised the situation I yelled, releasing one side of my hat to let myself drop quicker and then grabbing it again, just before reaching the ground, softening my landing greatly.

"AJAX!" - Scaramouche

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Author <3: Hope you like the ending to this chapter <3 I'll continue off from there probably tomorrow, but we'll see ;)