Fuckass... || ChiScara

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"I'm here now, so hurry your own ass up, you fucking child." - Scara

Childe the child, it's such a fitting name considering his idiotic and childish, yet annoyingly flirty personality.

"I was here first, Doll." - Childe

That prick knows how annoying I find that nickname. Though, I do kinda like how he gives me nicknames like that. Nope, nope, shutting that thought down. He's gross, and disgusting, fuck him.

"Bring it on, fandango boy~" - Childe

That name, the way he chuckled as he went into his delusion. He is so infuriating. I'm going to end him.

-Time skip because I don't feel like writing a fight scene right now.-

Ohhh god, that was exhausting. My hat fell off and that idiot got a couple of good hits on me, I'll admit. But ultimately, I won. Tartaglia is on the floor, though I couldn't bring myself to kill him like I wanted to. For one I'd get in big trouble. And two, I kinda just don't want to anymore? Oh well. Point is I beat him, he's a loser. But why the hell is he grinning so fucking smugly?

"You good?" - Childe

Why is he asking me that, I'm the one who won. I'm just exhausted, and I really need to sit down, it hurts. But I'm not going to let him know that.

"I'm fine. You should see yourself instead and wipe that stupid grin off your face, idiot." - Scaramouche

I turned and bent down to pick up my hat, placing it back upon my head before falling into a sit. I need a rest.

"Come on, let's get you up." - Childe

I watched as he heaved himself up, limping and holding his side and walked over to me. Why does he want me to get up though? I'm tired. I don't want to get up. But his arms wrapped around my torso and he pulled me up.

"Hey, I just sat down! I need a breather!" - Scaramouche

I winced, wanting to pull away from him but as I had stopped moving, all the pain and exhaustion is really setting in so instead I'm stuck leaning on him with basically all my weight. I'd probably collapse if I didn't. But if this bitch dare falls over while he's holding me up, he's dead. So I guess I've got to check up on him.

"You alright?" - Scaramouche

"Awwee, Scara cares! And you didn't even need a heart, I knew you had it in you!" - Childe

"I do not care. And its Scaramouche, not Scara. I simply don't want you to collapse and take me with you. Dumbass." - Scaramouche

I do not care! What stupid kind of idea is that! Okay maybe, a little, but fuck him. Bitch makes me want to not care.

"It's okay Scara. I know you secretly care." - Childe

"Do not. And fuck you." - Scaramouche

"Remember, you need to take the hat off first, then I'll think about it~" - Childe