Fuckass... || ChiScara

5.

Annoyance🖕: The Tsaritsa said you're completely back in commission now.

Doll⚡💜: Finally, I admit I was getting bored, only having one small thing to do per day.

Annoyance🖕: I'm surprised you weren't scolding everyone the whole time!

Doll⚡💜: What? Do you want to be scolded? Because I can make that happen dumbass.

Annoyance🖕: You're cute when you get bossy 🌸

Doll⚡💜: Shut the fuck up. I am not cute.

Annoyance🖕: Oh no, I did not say you were. Gross. No. I said when you get bossy

Doll⚡💜: I'm not cute normally or when I get "bossy."

Annoyance🖕: Sure, okay.

Annoyance🖕: Anyways, how are you?

Annoyance🖕: How's the side?

Doll⚡💜: It's fine.

Doll⚡💜: Resting, like I very smartly decided to do, against you telling me to do something, help a lot.

Annoyance🖕: And getting into my arms, don't leave that out~

Annoyance🖕: Local puppet cuddles the younger harbinger.

Annoyance🖕: Man, just wait until Signora hears about this

Doll⚡💜: Shut the fuck up. I would rather that part stays left out and La Signora does not hear about it.

Doll⚡💜: In fact, I'd rather it never happened at all.

Annoyance🖕: You know, maybe if you didn't say it was nice when you fell asleep with me, maybe I'd actually believe you

Doll⚡💜: You better just believe me, because it's true, so shut up.

Annoyance🖕: Tell that to that one night you spent in my bed, Kukla~

Annoyance🖕: It misses you~

Doll⚡💜: Right, well I don't miss it.

Doll⚡💜: It should just forget about me, just as you should forget it ever happened because it's never happening again.

Annoyance🖕: I wouldn't be so sure about that, Scara~ 🌸

Doll⚡💜: Well I would, so shut up.

Annoyance🖕: 😭😭😭😭

Annoyance🖕: Heart been broke so many times

Doll⚡💜: Don't care. Never will.

Annoyance🖕: Oh right, I wouldn't expect you to care about anyone but Mona. 

Annoyance🖕: Oh right, sorry. 

Annoyance🖕: She broke your nonexistent heart 🌸

Doll⚡💜: Oh shut the fuck up. My 'nonexistent heart' did not get broken. 

Doll⚡💜: Unlike yours.

Annoyance🖕: Woah, hey, at least I have a heart! 

Doll⚡💜: What's it matter to you if I have one or not?

Annoyance🖕:  It doesn't, I was making a point. 

Annoyance🖕: Consider the point made 🌸

Doll⚡💜: Sure, whatever. Since your point has been made, shut up and fuck off. 🌸

Annoyance🖕: You used my flower! 

Annoyance🖕: Man, you really have warmed up to me <3 

Doll⚡💜: I did not. 

Doll⚡💜: I have not, nor will I ever, warm up to you.

Annoyance🖕: Your body temperature says otherwise~

Annoyance🖕: Anyway, hurry up, we need to go to Inazuma, asshole

Annoyance🖕: And I am already here, you're late as always  

Doll⚡💜: How do you know my body temperature??-

Doll⚡💜: Nevermind, just shut up, you're the one slowing me down anyway by being a bother.

Doll⚡💜: I'm almost there

Annoyance🖕: Good boy 🌸

Doll⚡💜: And I think I'll just turn around and go somewhere else now. 

Annoyance🖕: Good luck telling the Tsaritsa that~

Doll⚡💜: Fuck you. Fuck that you're right. 

Annoyance🖕: Lovely offer Scara, but I have to turn you down <3 

Annoyance🖕: Change the hat and the attitude and I'll think about it

Doll⚡💜: It's Scaramouche. And I'd rather not fuck you. You're gross. Why would anyone want to? 

Doll⚡💜: Plus my hat isn't going anywhere, neither is my attitude, so shut up and deal with it.

Annoyance🖕: Scaramouche, Scaramouche? 

Doll⚡💜: No.

Annoyance🖕:Will you do the fandango? 

Doll⚡💜: Shut the fuck up.

Annoyance🖕: Shut me up yourself  🌸

Doll⚡💜: With my fist in your face? Sure. 

Annoyance🖕: Those are fighting words, Scara. How hot of you. 

Annoyance🖕: Fight me, Balladeer~

Doll⚡💜: I will, and this time you'll be the one out of commission. 

Annoyance🖕: Right <3

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Author <3: Yo, thanks for over 100 reads, lmfao.