So, I did it. I invented the perfect product to get Gigli's horrible cousin to wash. It's a giant, ugly, nose booger. I used the stamen that came from these lilies that Nona buys.
After finding a few in the bin, I placed them in a small tin with leftover lip balm. Then I gave it lots and lots of time. After that, I opened it and the stamen had transformed into gigantic--I mean-- MONSTROUS, stringy, gloopy, orange, green, and yellow booger!
Gigli and I have created special fake money, so she could buy my product, and it would feel like a real business deal. That was super cool.
She went ahead with our idea to smear one giant fake nose-booger on her cousin's t-shirt, which he always keeps on a chair next to his bed. She sneaked in and put it on, right before her cousin woke up and when he came downstairs for breakfast, Gigli's parents were revolted.
"Oh, dear lord!" Gigli told us her mum shouted when she saw him.
I'm laughing my butt off!
Gigli's parents then asked him to go back up, take a shower, and not to forget to wash his face (and to brush his teeth, while he was at it).
I feel like I'm finally doing good in the world
Xxx Zelia
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Mostly Unlady
Teen FictionZelia is a proud Brazilian kid, on the cusp of adolescence, trying to be good by regularly writing to her mother. But nothing makes sense to her lately... not the doctors who tell her she's faking being sick, certainly not the neighbours in her apar...
