TOMA (a Naruto and RWBY fanfic)

New world

*Crash*

"FUCK" Naruto shouted in frustration. All he wanted to do was go to an island and train and sleep. All was well until he came across some guys led by a red-haired dude with scars on his left eye. Upon seeing him Naruto admitted he knew a kid that the whole crew saw as a member of the family. He could tell because the Red-haired leader called for a party.

Naruto got up, dusting himself off."Drink more they said, go into that temple they said. Don't worry we got your back they said. That portal opened up and that fucker thought it would be a good joke to trip me."

Naruto analyzed his surroundings. He was in a modern society from what he could tell from the buildings. 'What is this? The 7th one?' Naruto had been going through dimensions. What made it worst was it was on purpose the first two times. The others were all because Lady Luck hated him in all aspects but gambling. He had been in a place where 'Shinigami' fought evil spirits, aliens turned into giant monkeys that yelled for hours to charge an attack, a place where master-class martial artist may have well been gods with how they dodged bullets, ran on water and blew people away with the air from their fist, another where there was a tournament and something about fist of Iron and the latest that he was kicked out of was a place where pirates were the majority. He was part of a crew lead by an immature, but very strong, guy with a straw-hat.

Naruto waited and was surprised when the nauseia didn't come up. Usually whenever he went through a dimension he needed to th-*Blarghhh*. There it was. Naruto stood straight and took deep breathes. He had to lean on something and put his hand on a dumpster for balance. That was when said dumpster caved in from Naruto's lean. He already understood, he trained with many people in the many different worlds, what didn't change overtime was his strength. That stayed with him. Naruto looked down sadly. 'He didn't though.'

As a result of old age, Kurama had dispersed and became a part of Naruto. Along with Kurama's, or what he was known before as the Kyuubi, power going into Naruto, his knowledge did too. He was able to remember his father fighting the masked man, analyzing his moves and trained to use his father's signature flying thunder god technique. Strangely what made it through all of his travels through dimensions were his steel boxing gloves. Literally steel, not plated but made specifically for him by a master of weapons from the martial arts world. His thoughts were quickly interrupted by a rather large man behind him calling.

"Hey you! Empty you're pockets you dirty Faunus!"

"What the hell type of name is thaaaaaaaaa-HOLY CRAP I HAVE TAILS!" Naruto said turning around and noticing he had nine extra appendages. Naruto was scared then noticed he could control them and rolled around like a baby with a new toy, leaving the man confused. "I said empty your pockets!" Naruto used a tail to smack him in the face.

"....Did you just hit me in the face with your tail?"

Naruto smirked and hit the man with a flurry of punches(all from his tails) and knocked the man out. 'Well the guy called me a Faunus. I'm gonna take a wild guess that it's a discriminatory term used against people who are part animal. I'll take this guy's clothes and use my tails to disguise me as a big boned individual... Damn I'm good.' Naruto still wasn't to used to the intellagence gained from Kurama.

Having initiated his plan, he exited the alley. He analyzed the streets before hearing a loud crash. He looked to his left and saw men being thrown out of a store, followed by a teenage girl stepping out. The girl must have been in love with the fairy tale of Little Red Riding Hood because her outfit and look gave that idea. The girl reached to her side and grabbed a black object. 'Huh, wonder what that is.' The object suddenly unfolded and revealed itself to be a very large scythe. 'Oh. Well then.'

Naruto watched as the girl dispatched each thug that went after her, then she slammed the blade part of the scythe into the floor and...shot. '....Did her scythe just shoot?' It was then he noticed a man with orange hair and a bowling hat was slowly walking towards her before raising his cane as if he was aiming at her. The bottom of his cane opened up and he pulled the trigger. The girl had noticed to late and prepared herself for an impact that never came. She looked up to a large hooded figure infront of her. "Oh hey there tubby, if you'd kindly move I can shoot again."

"Ya know, it's dangerous shooting these things." Naruto said cooly, revealing the bomb in his hands, somehow not setting it off. "They hurt people. Here, have it back." Naruto said throwing the bomb back pretty hard. The orange haired guy dodged and shot the floor, making a cloud of dust. When the dust cleared the man was gone. Looking around, Naruto sniffed and turned to see the man climbing to the top of a building. Naruto ran with the girl in tow, quickly climbing up the building.

*Pheeeeeeew* The man whistled. "You're no average fatty. That was a quick climb." The man joked. Naruto chuckled then looked at the girl behind him, "Can't your scythe shoot? What are you waiting for?"

"Oh, right!" The girl said shook up. In her defense, she almost got blown up and just saw a rather large bodied man climb a three story building in less than four seconds. She began to set up before the guy spoke up. "Oh. Well I can't have that now can I?" He said stepping off the building, but coming up in a large cargo plane. "It really was fun! Now I bid you farewe-" The plane try'd to raise before it was stopped, causing the man to nearly fall. "What the hell?!" He looked back at the two and saw a woman with blonde hair walking forward. "Crap!"

The man went to the pilot, "We got a huntress!" The woman in the pilot seat got out and switched with the man, going to the back. She began shooting blast of fire at the three on the building, all of which were deflected by the blonde revealed to be a huntress. At the price of safety, the criminals got away. The teenage girl jumped at the blonde woman. "Oh my god! You're a huntress! Can I have your autograph?"

Boom both the teenage girl and Naruto were in a interrogation room in the Vale City Police Department. 'Oh hey. So that's what this place is called.' Naruto thought, giving the seat to the girl and resting against the wall. The girl was giving glances at Naruto, who was hooded, but otherwise didn't say anything. She looked incredibly shy and Naruto's look didn't help. The blonde lady was also there giving the girl a lecture and attempting to lecture Naruto...who didn't seem to care which irked the blonde even more. He suddenly looked up and at the door. "Someone's here." He said. The girl looked at him questionably as the blonde woman looked at him shocked for knowing before the door opened and in walked a grey-haired man with a coffee cup.

He questioned the girl and revealed he was Professor Ozpin, the head master of Beacon, the best academy for molding young hunters and huntresses. The blonde's name was Glynda Goodwitch and was Ozpin's assistant and the girl's name was Ruby Rose. All three having given their names looked towards Naruto expectingly. Naruto seeing what was going on decided to let his ninja side take over and let out his analyzing skills and little information.

"Naruto. Naruto Uzumaki."

Ozpin noticed that was all they'd get so he asked another question, "So Mr. Uzumaki, when did you begin combat training?"

"Probably around the same time you started being paranoid."

They all looked at him surprised. "Modafinil. It's in your coffee. Judging from the fact you're now a headmaster at a school, your not a active hunter anymore. I've seen war. Once someone's been in a life or death situation, they never let it down. Always wants to be alert, never wants to lose someone again. So the real question would be, when did one or all of your team die."

The room became deathly silent. All eyes on Naruto, except for Ruby's wide eye's going back and forth. It was then that something happened that hadn't happened in a very long time. Ozpin laughed, a real genuine laugh, and looked back at Naruto.

"You've seen war. Judging from your tone, your being protective and don't want to be hurt again. I'd say you're about 16 running on 17. Being changed by war I'm going to go out on a limb and say you were very outgoing before the war, in which friends and good people died. I'd label you a Libra putting your birthday in October. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10." Naruto twitched. "10th. October 10th. From the fact your stomach moved irregularly, I'd say you aren't actually over-weight." Naruto shifted his tails once more, seeming like his stomach moved, mockingly. "Touche." Naruto said chuckling. He couldn't contain his amusement at losing in an analyzation match.

"Now I change my question." Ozpin said looking back to Ruby and again back at Naruto. "Would you two like to attend Beacon?"