It was a Saturday morning with seemingly nothing to do as everyone was relaxing. Weiss had gone to the library to study, Blake went there also for a quiet place to read and Ruby? Well she was angry in finding out that number 38(The Sniper, I really need to give them names) had been at Beacon the whole time Naruto was gone. So she spent her time looking for him to see the modified holy grail of sniper rifles. This left our two favorite blondes in team RWBY's room hanging out.
"Come on muscles! You can tell me! How was it? Was it your first time?" Yang was questioning Naruto.
"I told you we didn't do anything! And come on Yang, the 'Muscles' nick name is starting to be more annoying than 'Tubby." Naruto replied.
"So you're still a virgin?" Yang asked.
" 'Still' implies I was when I met you." Naruto said, grinning. Yang visibly blushed a bit before getting herself in check, not a second after.
"Touché muscles. But I'm going to call you on that bluff." Yang replied with a grin of her own. Naruto disappeared from in front of her and she felt arms wrap around her neck in a flirty manner.
"Calling a bluff implies that I'm bluffing." Naruto said in a low voice as his tails rubbed her arms. But, Yang went along with it, turning around and putting her hand on his cheek. She brought her face closer to his, inch by inch, the two being able to feel the other breathe. Both closed their eyes as their lips almost touched. Naruto was waiting for the impact when he heard Yang's voice say, "Point!"
Naruto opened his eyes and saw a board on the wall of team RWBY with his name and Yang's. Under his name was a zero and under Yang's was a 1.
"Hahaha, you totally got pranked!" Yang exclaimed. Ohhhhh the mistake she just made.
"Prank you say?" Naruto said, ears perking up at the mere mention of the word.
"Yup, decided we'd make this a competition!" Yang said. Oh god. She just made a decision that will ultimately doom Beacon. Naruto's inner prankster could only look away from so many pranking opportunities, but if one were to challenge him.
"You're toying with dangerous forces Yang. Let's do this shit." Naruto said.
Yang, think rationally here. You already got him started, don't do anything stu- "Heh, fine Muscles, let's make a wager too." YOU FOOL!
Naruto took off his sunglasses, revealing slits instead of pupils. "Go on..."
"What the hell is with your eyes?"
"What are you talking about?"
"Your eyes! Their slits!"
"I seriously don't know what yo-HOLY SHIT!" Naruto yelled, pointing behind Yang. Yang quickly spun, prepared for what was to come, which was nothing.
"Point. C'mon at least make it a challenge." Naruto said laughing. When Yang turned around she saw Naruto's eyes as normal pupils. 'What the hell? I could've sworn-wait...'
"That doesn't count!" Yang shouted.
"And why doesn't it?" Naruto asked, grinning since he knew she didn't have a legitimate reason.
"Be-.... Well-.... Shut up!" She yelled, throwing a pillow at him. Naruto caught it and just from that simple little action, he got ideas.
"So about these terms." Naruto said.
"Oh, right. If I win, you're my personal slave for a week!" She said grinning. "You'll have to do anything I say. And when I say anything, i mean if I told you to say... Kiss-"
"I refuse." Naruto said.
"What? Why?"
"Yang, you have the mind of a over-active teenage girl...ok you are one, but I can see where this is going. I'm not going to do some gay stuff to fulfill your fantasies."
"But do you know how many views this book would get?!" Yang attempted to argue.
"Yang! Their not ready for fourth wall breaking! And I'm not doing that!" Naruto argued back.
"Fine, but you will be my slave."
"If you win." Naruto said.
"So what are your terms?" Yang asked.
"A favor. One day, that day may never come, but if it does, one favor. You could even say no to it."
"Then what's the point of it?"
"Don't worry about details. You don't have to do the favor, just know that many people owe me favors. Even...barbers." Naruto said in a chilling tone and with a evil grin that would put the Grinch to shame.
"Heh, doesn't scare me because I'm. Going. To. Win." Yang replied, but then Naruto extended his hand. Yang stared at it, second by second. Her instincts were screaming at her, she started sweating and she could hear her own heart beat, 'Why am I nervous?! There's no way I could lose!' She thought to herself. When Yang was young, she had read a book on Norse Mythology. When she looked up at Naruto, she could've sworn she saw an image of Loki behind Naruto bowing. Yang shut her eyes as hard as she could as she extended her arm and accepted.
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1 HOUR LATER
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"Naruto! This went to far! Stop!" Yang yelled. She was too tired to continue, and had doomed Beacon. Naruto didn't stop at pranking her, every locker in the school was filled with mines that blew up with oil and feathers, Professor Oobleck's coffee was missing, causing. Him to chase Ozpin for his, taking Ozpin and Glynda out of the situation. Team CRDL, the ones who tried to pick on Naruto before he left the school, were found chained to the fountain in bathing suits. Team JNPR were supposed to go to Vale for the free day, instead they were covered in paint with buckets of cement stuck on their feet.
The library had timed sirens in strategic places so the students who would run from one area, would trigger another siren and hit trip wires which would open some books that had seals in them that shot month old mashed potatoes at the kids. Blake got out of there quickly, being nimble but Naruto took that into account. As Blake hopped up to her bed, a sentry gun lowered from the ceiling. She thought she could jump out of the window, but the gun didn't shoot bullets. It shot non-damaging lasers. The sentry began going crazy, waving everywhere and making Blake chase it...everywhere.
Naruto dissembled Ruby's Scythe and hid certain screws. He even bought all the screws from stores in Vale so Ruby couldn't fix it. But, the most damaging...he cut a piece of Yang's hair.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You made the mistake! You've awakened the pranking God! Nothing can stop me! Noth-" just then, the epitome of anti-climactic moments happened. In the middle of his sentence...Naruto fell asleep. He didn't literally fall either. He stood there, still in his pose. The only indication he was asleep was his head was slightly tilted back and there was a bubble coming out of his nose. Everyone present sweat dropped. Two days passed and Naruto was still dead asleep, so they took him to the hospital in vale.
"I have good news and bad news." The doctor said. "The bad news is you teens just made me late to my daughters birthday party." The doctor said, glaring at team RWBY and JNPR who sheepishly looked away. The doctor sighed, "The good news is your friends going to be fine. If you said he was asleep for the last two days, it would make sense to believe that the day before that, he was running on fumes. Shortened, he over worked himself."
"Wait a second! You said he was running on fumes?!" Blake yelled.
"Indeed."
They all sat down, noticing what this meant. Jaune was the first to speak. "One hour... He was running on fumes and it only took him an hour to prank literally everyone in Beacon..."
"That's some monster stamina..." Pyrrah said. But of course, leave it to Yang to change moods.
"God damn... No wonder Weiss's legs were that shaky."
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TOMA (a Naruto and RWBY fanfic)
Fanfiction'So which Universe is this?' Naruto asked himself after landing in an alley. From what he could see it was a city so he was in modern times. Naruto was thrown through an inter-dimensional rift from his old world. He was trying to analyze the place b...
