"Naruto?" Weiss asked, her head on his chest. Before I go on, let me say shame on you. They are both fully clothed and did not engage in the "activities" you're thinking of. Pervert. She's also lying horizontally. Anyways, "Yo." Naruto responded, moving his head to see her.
"When my fist touched yours..." Weiss paused, not knowing how to carry on with the subject.
Naruto lied his head back down. "Yeah. It's something I picked up from a great teacher and better friend. I still don't exactly know how it happens, but when I make a fist to fist connection, the souls connect." He said calmly, remembering his training with Killer Bee(or Kirabi if you're one of those people) nostalgically.
"Wait, souls connecting? How is that possible?"
Naruto shrugged, "It was rumored only experienced warriors could speak through fist to fist combat, or combat in general. I'm guessing he used that as a template and upgraded it."
"...Is everyone you know geniuses?" She stated more than asked.
"Nah, before I got to Beacon I met this dude named Gavin. Not the brightest person, happy and funny, but there were...things."
"Things?" Weiss asked.
"Well for one, he thought cars had headlight fluid. Another time he thought if you were on the verge of starving to death, you could continue living if someone showed food to you." Naruto told her. Ten seconds passed with no response, "Yeah. Things like that. But he's a great person...as long as you're not playing a video game with him."
"But back to what I was trying to say, when our...souls connected. I- Well I saw people. White figures, but when I focused, I saw a man who looked like you without the Faunus side, a woman with red hair and...some old guy who looked at me and gave your unconscious body a disappointed look..." Weiss said, the last part was muttered. She forgot Naruto's Faunus side, letting him hear her.
"Hahahahaha. That's Jiraiya. He was my god father. We didn't have the same taste for women." Naruto said chuckling. "The first two...those were my parents." Naruto told her.
"Wait...WHAT?!" Weiss asked frantically, sitting straight up. Naruto thought he did something wrong, "What? What's wrong?!" He asked.
"I met your parents like this?! This is my battle attire! I didn't do my hair, I didn't wear my special makeup, I-" Weiss was going on. Naruto stopped her and laid back down. "That's it? Oh Kami I thought something horrible happened. Don't worry, my parents are humble people, they don't really like overdoing aesthetic things unless it was for the mission. What you're wearing now, they'd still see as too much. They go for simple things."
"Naruto...in there, I met a girl. She had dark blue hair and-"
"And pupil-less eyes? Yeah. Her name was Hinata." Naruto said in a sad tone.
"Who was she?" Weiss asked.
"...Yo Weiss, I have to prepare for the mission. I'm a flowers and chocolates kind of guy, and you've given me none so ya can't see me naked just yet." Naruto used 'dodge question'. It was super effective. Weiss began blushing like crazy before she ran out of the room.
'After the mission...I'll tell them after the mission.' He thought to himself. Released his storage seal and put on his armor, strapping the executioner blade to his back. For the next few hours, until it hit 8:30, Naruto was making sure anything that could go wrong, wouldn't. After that he meditated until there was a knock on the door. No there wasn't, the door was kicked open, I was just trying to make the assailant nicer.
"Sup Muscles."
"Nothing much Boobs."
"Boobs?" Yang questioned.
"You call me Muscles because it's my 'great' feature. I'm doing the same to you." Naruto replied.
"I have a great personality FYI!"
"Yeah, no. If ya did, I wouldn't be calling you boobs." He said, opening his eyes, just to give her a blank face.
"Yeah yeah, so did you two do it? You guys did didn't you? Details, details details!"
"No, I am not Moses and I didn't part her seas." Naruto said, returning into meditation mode. Yang frowned at that as she walked past him and jumped onto his bed.
"Why do you get the comfy big bed?" Yang asked rhetorically.
"Perks of being awesome. To tell the truth, though, I sleep on the floor."
"What the serious hell is wrong with you?" Yang asked, sitting up to stare at him. Naruto shrugged, "I'm not used to luxury." He let slip out, cursing himself in his mind. Before Yang could question what he said, Naruto used one of his most powerful jutsu's that even worked on a God. The 'Reverse Harem Jutsu'.
9 shirtless clones of different males appeared around her, lifting her to a seat, fanning and catering to her. Yang completely forgot anything she was attempting to say, being overwhelmed. "Whelp, it's 8:45, I should go to the airship. Peace." He said walking out, dispelling the jutsu as he left, leaving a feinted Yang dying of blood loss from her nose.
As he walked he was stopped by Weiss at the end of the hall. "Be careful." She said.
"Princess, it's me. What's gonna break me?" He asked rhetorically.
"Ozpin knows what you're capable of. He wouldn't send you on a mission unless it was a suicide mission for average people."
Naruto patted her head, chuckling at the look of murder she gave him. "Don't worry. And Princess, I promise to tell you all everything when I get back. It's a promise and I never go back on my promises." He said before he kissed her forehead and walked away.
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2 hours and 15 min later
Naruto arrived at the rendezvous point with Team CRDN in tow, meeting the truck driver at a warehouse before the highway out of town.
"Yo, the names Dakota, I'll be the driver for this evening." *he raised a flask* "To potential death!" He said before downing it.
"You're drinking and driving?" Dove asked.
"You police?" Dakota retorted. "Relax, this is just Kool-aid. Come on and hop in the back, the shipment isn't to be touched though. Not even by me, words from up top." He said, hopping into the driver seat of the heavily armored truck.
They were 30 minutes out of Vale before Naruto spoke. "Isn't this truck a bit too armored for an average dust run?" He asked.
"Nah, what's not on the news is that the revolutionary army have actually stolen more than just what's shown. Right now the company needs as much of the dust as possible because of the losses." Dakota replied. It seemed to satisfy Naruto and the rests curiosity.
He was actually very VERY surprised when his shoulder was tapped by Cardin, who was next to him.
"Look, I hate you, you probably hate me. We both have an understanding on that. But this is a mission and the reason we're at the top is because mission lives are different and we gotta trust each other to pull off teamwork. Temporary truce?" Cardin said, extending his hand. Naruto took it, nodding in response.
"Ya know, despite my insults, you're pretty professional...for a ginger." Naruto said smirking.
"Same to you...for a blonde idiot." Cardin replied with the same smirk.
"So Dakota, what's the estimated ti-" that was all that came out of Sky Lark's mouth before the side of the truck blew up.
(A/N)
Heya guys! And girls. I'm not sexist. Dovahkiin Samuel here, and just giving you another chapter. Btw, if you read my other Fanfic, Tyr, I am in dire need of OC's. All I need is a name and fighting style, if you want, you can give your backstory on them and I WILL give the credit of your character to you. Cool? Cool. Also, if you dig One Piece, I made another Naruto cross, Tales of a Conqueror. Just started out, so there's one chapter, but yeah. Check it out. Anyways, PEACE!
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