Naruto and Weiss were still walking around Vale even though it had gotten late.
"You understand that because you did that, your punishment will be even more severe, right?" Weiss informed Naruto.
"Don't you mean our punishment will be severe?" Naruto asked.
"No, I can say I went unwillingly. A few tears here, some hiccups there, messed up mascara and they'll believe me." Weiss said with a sly smile.
"That's so evil....I love that about you." Naruto said in the moment as he put an arm around her shoulder. Completely unaware that he had been seen and now tailed.
___________________________
Sam and Steve had split from the pack, Ben and Valerie going back to Beacon with Ozpin and Glynda. They were arguing over who would win in fights.
"I'm telling you man, Abe Lincoln would destroy Chuck Norris." Steve said confidently.
"Slap yourself for that blasphemy. Chuck Norris can take the water out of rain and the dry out of sand. Abe's cool and all, but he's not Chuck lev-" Sam stopped.
"What, what's wrong?" Steve asked as he followed Sam's gaze. "....didn't know you were into the stuck up types."
"I'm not. I'm reeeaally not." He said as an evil grin appeared on his face.
"I know what that grin means. Don't do it man, you remember what Naruto did to all of Bea- Sam?" Steve turned and saw no one.
________________________
Naruto was seriously mad. He was trying to have a good time with Weiss in the city, but there were random breezes trying to shoot Weiss's skirt up in crowded places, or bird poop or even crazy hobos running at them yelling, "The dragon tol me ta attack ya and I's gonna get gold!" He even ended up having to teleport Weiss back to Beacon.
That wasn't what got him mad though, he was mad at the agent of chaos who was the reason for this happening. Sam was staring back at him with a nervous smile, several jars of mayonnaise confirming that it wasn't bird poop and it was him messing with them.
"Heh heh.... Hey buuuuuddy, guess you're kinda mad bout me messing up ya date?"
Naruto nodded.
"Would it help if I said I'm sorry?"
Naruto shook his head. He then reached over his stomach, activating the Biju cloak.
"Oh fuck all kinds of duck."
_________________________
On the airship back, Ben cringed and then held his left cheek. Everyone there noticed.
"Something wrong?" Valerie asked.
"Sam...is currently getting one hell of an ass whooping."
"How can you tell?" Yang asked.
"No idea. But when he's getting a royal ass whooping, I can sort of feel it. Don't know if you girls will get it, but it's like when guys see other guys get hit in the nuts. It's a phantom pain." Ben attempted to explain. Jaune, Ren and even Ozpin, though his was only noticeable if you were staring, flinched at the explanation.
"That aside, your guy's spar is tomorrow isn't it? What's your plan of attack?" Pyrrah asked.
"Attack." Ben said as if it were simple. Everyone stared. "What? Why explain our in depth plan when it can be seen tomorrow. Battle class is only 4th period."
"Actually, I've decided we'd make it into a pep rally. Your spar will rule up the spirits, whether second or first years, and I will make announcements. It will be during second period."
YOU ARE READING
TOMA (a Naruto and RWBY fanfic)
Fanfic'So which Universe is this?' Naruto asked himself after landing in an alley. From what he could see it was a city so he was in modern times. Naruto was thrown through an inter-dimensional rift from his old world. He was trying to analyze the place b...
