Naruto was currently getting the lecture of a lifetime from Glynda, though it couldn't really be seen since he was just sitting with a bored expression. This fueled her to prolong her lecture, talking more until, like at the police station, he sniffed another presence and Ozpin walked in, sighing.
"Mr.Uzumaki, please tell me why you hurt those students."
"Ok, now I'm no snitch, but I only took one guy out, the last was a joint effort, but I'm pretty sure he would've taken him alone."
"There was another student involved?!"
Ozpin intervened, "We already know who was involved, Dr. Oobleck is on his way with Mr.Kazerairyu."
"How did you find out?"
"Surveillance cameras." Ozpin stated simply.
"What, then you know what happened!"
"Yes, and I wanted to know why you intervened. From what I saw, Mr. Kazerairyu had everything handled, why put yourself in trouble when he, himself, could handle the situation."
"...Well...I don't know. I saw them, I saw a bad thing happening and I saw my ability to help." Naruto responded with the same simple tone Ozpin responded with before. Though Goodwitch was angry at her fellow blondes simple logic, Ozpin wasn't afraid to crack a genuine smile.
"That is an admirable feat. I hope you keep that way of thinking." He said, still smiling.
"Ozpin, you can't be ser-"
As Kami loved to mess up Naruto's luck, it seemed he loved to interrupt Professor Goodwitch. The door to the detention room shot open as Kazerairyu walked in, music still blaring in his headphones. Profes-Doctor Oobleck followed suit not seconds after.
"Thank you for bringing him Doctor Oobleck." Ozpin thanked, giving a head nod of appreciation.
"Yes, well such was not an easy task. Every corner I turned, he was already at the end of a hallway. It did not help that his headphones were on." Professor Oobleck-
"DOCTOR!"
Hey, my story dude. Quite down.
DOCTOR Oobleck *whispers to Oobleck* "happy?" Said.
"Is there anything else you need me for?" He asked.
"Not that I currently know, you can go about your business." Oobleck left and Goodwitch addressed Kazerairyu. Well, attempted to. For three full minutes she attempted to yell at the teen, though the scene was comical. You could hear the music coming from the teens headphones and it was obvious that her lectures were falling on deaf ears.
"And electronics are NOT to be used during class hours." She said.
"Oh, but we're allowed to walk around with weapons of mass destruction?" He asked, surprising everyone.
"You can hear with those blasting?!" Naruto asked, amazed.
"Nope. But I'm good at reading lips, Whiskers." He said, surprising Naruto with a nickname.
"Well, now that we can converse, please tell me why the leader of team Kafyav (Brown in Bulgarian) beat down his fellow first years."
"Oh, that dude? He threw a bowl at me."
"That does NOT give you grounds to resort to physical violence!" Glynda yelled.
"He almost broke my headphones!"
"You broke his nose!"
"Damn straight!"
Glynda opened her mouth to argue, but just gave a deep sigh as she face palmed, re-composing herself. It was clear anything she said would be put down with his barbaric logic.
"Although your logic can be sympathized, I'm afraid you can't go unpunished." Ozpin said, quietly sipping his mug.
"Welp, knew shit would happen when I did it." Kaze said as he grabbed a chair and turned it towards him, sitting reversed. "What's to come oh great and powerful Oz?"
Naruto snickered. "So what IS going to happen?"
"Hm. Glynda, it seems I've forgotten some documents on my desk, can you please grab them?" Glynda felt uneasy, she knew he just wanted her out so he could give a reward rather than discipline. She quickly tried to think of an argument, but her train of thought was cut off when Ozpin gave her a closed eye smile. She got mad, he knew she could never say no to that. How are ninjas so good at that?! She huffed as she stomped off to his office.
As the door closed, Ozpin looked to the two students in front of him. "You're punishment is simple, Mr. Uzumaki." He said as he extended his hand. Naruto took it and was surprised when Ozpin literally just gave him a slap on the wrist.
"Now Mr. Kazerairyu, because you did more damage, I believe your punishment....will be a sparring match. You and your partner will face off against two teams. If you win, you will have no punishment."
"If I lose?" Kaze asked warily.
"I imagine Ms. Verde wouldn't take to kindly to that." Ozpin said with a slight smirk. Naruto didn't know what was going on, but he saw Kazerairyu lose the color in his tanned face.
"W-wow, l-l-let's not be hasty about things." He said shakily. Naruto chuckled, but then gulped. The kid had the balls to speak up to Glynda. He paled a bit at wondering just who this Verde was.
"Then it seems we are at an agreement, your opponents will Pyrrha Nikos of Team JNPR and Yang Xiao Long of Team RWBY."
Kaze scoffed, "That's it?" He asked. Naruto was about to speak up for his friends, but Ozpin cut in.
"I see we have a thrill seeker. You and your partner now to fight both Team RWBY and Team JNPR." Ozpin said, amused.
"Ozpin... I don't want to sound like an arrogant bastard, but me and my brother can give the Atlesian army a run for thei money."
"Quite the claim. It seems we will be in for quite the match then. The spar will be in two days. I will notify the teams."
"Yeah sure." He said, not amused in the slightest. He got up and walked away with a smile on his face.
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On the roof
"You always gotta say something." One figure said to Kazerairyu.
"Pshh, you know you've had your eyes on them for a while now. Shit, you're sleeping with the loud ones sister." He said chuckling.
"Wha-WINTER AND MY BUSINESS IS OURS ALONE!"
"Yeah yeah, don't worry. Kini and Keli won't find out. Plus, it's been a while since we actually went tag team, 'Mr. Furuenoryū" Kazerairyu said.
"The names you chose were stupid. He knows Japanese."
"C'mon Ben. You know we both don't care if he knows. Plus, he's been listening to us since we got here."
On cue, Naruto stepped out of the stair case to the roof with a smirk. "Ya know, that whole sensing wind is a bit OP" Naruto said.
"Oh, and your teleporting isn't?" Kazerairyu said laughing. "I still want a rematch fucker."
"Whatever, but seriously. The names really were obvious. Kazerairyu- Wind Lightning Dragon and Furuenoryū- Dragon of Tremors. Just why is the revolutionary army here?"
"Well in school? No real reason. We just decided to further our educ-" Sam busted out laughing along with Ben. "-Oh god, I can't say that with a straight face. But seriously, we got nothing better to do... Well... He does." Sam said pointing to Ben.
"...Sex jokes aside, don't worry. We have no intention of destroying this school or anything about it. Some students are a different story, but the rest of are safe." Ben said.
"So what exactly is your guy's goal?" Naruto asked.
"Simple. A just society. We destroy the villains who would flaunt their power around." Ben said.
"And we break the heroes who would do it for unjust reasons." Sam finished.
Naruto chuckled at them. So young, so intent on changing the world for the better...but in the wrong way. Naruto turned around. "All I know is, if you truly hurt my friends outside of the spar, I won't kill you. But you'll wish I did." He said as he walked away from the roof.
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TOMA (a Naruto and RWBY fanfic)
Fanfiction'So which Universe is this?' Naruto asked himself after landing in an alley. From what he could see it was a city so he was in modern times. Naruto was thrown through an inter-dimensional rift from his old world. He was trying to analyze the place b...
