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sannie :33
WHKDVEKEUCW WOOYO

me
SANNIE
HI

sannie :33
I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU MY ANGEL

me
OMGOSH

sannie :33
WAIT NO

me
NO??

sannie :33
TWO
I HAVR TWO SURPRISES ACTUALLY

me
WHAT WHAT WHAT
DONT FUCKING LEAVE ME ON A CLIFFHANGER WHAT IS IT

sannie :33
FIRST
MY WAITRESS ERA HAS FINALLY SERVED ITS PURPOSE

me
WHAT
NO
NO NO NO
YOURE LYING
YOU HAVE TO BE LYING
CUS THAT MEANS

sannie :33
i'm coming to see u wooyo

me
SHUT THE FUCK UP
sannie
oh my god sannie :(

sannie :33
ahh baby
i have never been more excited in my life u have no idea

me
stop it i'm ??!!!??:!:££
this hasn't sunk in yet wait
give me like
a few hours maybe pls :D

sannie :33
no way same
everything is hazy rn i think i'm dreaming
i wouldn't blink an eye if i just started floating and flew my way over to u instead

me
i say u should
defy the invention of aircraft

sannie :33
that would be convenient
after all i'm going to be travelling on a... on a... a plane 😥

me
ah how could i forget
you're a scaredy cat

sannie :33
🤕🤕🤕

me
it's not that bad sannie
all u gotta do is get ur ass over here in one healthy piece!!
shouldn't be that difficult

sannie :33
literally so much things could go wrong wooyo r u serious
jesus i need to snort sth

me
i've always had this theory n i can't think of a better time to share it w u than rn
i firmly believe jacob is a drug supplier!

sannie :33
thats one way to explain his financial stability

me
exactly!!!!
ugh whenever i bring it up tho he gets real defensive n this one time kev even threatened to smother me in my sleep 🙄🙄🙄

sannie :33
oh well that's a shame
i was ab to ask if u could do a favour and link us up

me
just making sure that this is still a joke
......right?

sannie :33
eh
im a bit conflicted icl

me
sannie it's only a plane bubs

sannie :33
that only of urs strongly stenches of insensitivity 🚆🚶‍♂️

me
PLEAHSHHEHD
youre too funny to be suicidal 🤴🤴

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