One faithful Saturday evening, Sonic had just come back from getting a Deluxe Chili Dog from, you guessed it, Sonic. "Ah Yeah, this Chili Dog is awesome!!" said Sonic. He was walking over to his apartment. Sonic looked up at the door of his room and opened it. Sonic went inside and saw Tails, Knuckles, and Amy all playing video games. "Hey guys, wassup?" asked Sonic. Tails turned around and smiled at Sonic. "Hi Sonic, we're playing some Team Sonic Racing, wanna join?" asked Tails. "Nah, I'm good, I'mma just chill in my room", said Sonic as he high fives Knuckles.
Sonic got to his room; it had a queen sized bed, a blue bean bag couch, a plush of himself wearing SOAP shoes, and a large 4k Tv sitting at the front of the room. Sonic lay a sigh of relief as he lay down on his bed, going through Youtube. While scrolling through his new diet recommendations, he saw a weird video titled after a Twitter URL link. Sonic had never seen the video before, he shrugged and clicked on the link. The link sent him to the worst website of all time, Twitter. Once the screen loaded, Sonic saw a tweet. The profile picture had a certain yellow fox sitting on a bench, while the username was "Miles Prower". "Huh, why is Tails even on Twitter?" asked Sonic.
Sonic then saw something that caught his eye. The tweet that Tails had sent said: "Imagine trying to rip off Breath of the Wild and your own game team can't even get physics right....". This one tweet sent Sonic into a fit of rage. How could Tails say something like this? He doesn't know a thing on how hard it is to make a video game, he's just a kid. Just because Breath Of the Wild popularized open world doesn't mean everything after is a copy!! Sonic had enough. He went outside of his room and shouted "TAILS GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!"
Amy and Knuckles immediately jumped from their seats in shock as they saw the blue blur in a fit of rage. "Sonic calm down!!!" said Amy. 'I swear I've never seen Sonic this mad before" thought Knuckles. 'TAILS WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS?!" asked Sonic as he shoved his phone onto Tails' face. "Sonic, I understand you're mad on my take, but I gotta be honest with my opinions so our new game can do good", said Tails. "I respect you Tails but you should have worded it better" said Knuckles.
Sonic took a seat and calmed down "Tails is there a way that this tweet can be deleted permanently, like erased from existence entirely?" asked the hedgehog. "I'm not sure, I mean everything on the internet stays on the internet forever, even if the content is deleted.." said Amy. "Guys let me just ask you this... you guys think this is easy??? You guys think having a fanbase of mostly man- children is fun, fans who criticize everything you do?" asked Sonic as he angrily ate a Chili Dog. "I'll try and create a machine that can transport you into the internet, I just need to find the correct power source" said Tails.
"Fine, I'm just gonna go to bed, g'night guys" said Sonic as he slammed his bedroom door. That whole night, he dreamt of Sonic tubers bashing Sonic frontiers and people calling him an embarrassment of video games, with the usual "sONic wAs NeVeR gOoD iN 3d!!" Sonic woke up that morning remembering something he had forgotten about, his friends were coming for a hangout; Shadow, Rouge, Omega, Silver, Blaze, Cream, Big and the Chaotix had all planned to do a hang out on that day.
"CRAP I forgot about that!!" thought Sonic as he dashed onto Tails' garage. "Hey Tails wassup?" asked Sonic. "Hi Sonic! I have finished working on the machine, the power source was apparently these crystals that let you travel into Cyberspace and the Internet, they can also be used with the Chaos Emeralds to transport both people there at the same time" said Tails. "Alright buddy, just one thing, since the Chaotix are the first ones that are gonna arrive to today's hang out, can you tell them to be in my room until I come back, I know Vector can do a good impression of my voice" said Sonic.
"Uh yeah sure, head onto the portal Sonic, I'll see you soon!!" said Tails. Sonic waved as he entered the portal just as it closed. Suddenly, the doorbell run as Tails knew exactly who they were. Tails opened the door and saw Vector, Espio, and Charmy carrying cans of Sonic Gfuel and Sprite. "Hi Tails!!" said Vector as he fist bumped the two - tailed fox. "Hey Vector, I just wanna ask you guys a little favor please" said Tails.
*Five minutes of exposition later*
"So you just want us to stay in Sonic's room and cover for him until he gets here?" asked Vector. "Yeah", said Tails. "I'll pay you guys 300 rings so you guys can pay the rent". Immediately, Vector and Charmy's eyes had dollar signs on them. "Alright its a deal!!" said Charmy. Once Tails closed the door, Espio began looking at his kunai with a serious expression. " I feel like Sonic is being melodramatic about this, I mean he does have a bit of an ego" said Espio. "Come on, man, Tails is paying us a luxury just to be here!!" said Vector. "Yeah, but just as babysitters", said Espio.
*Meanwhile in the internet*
Sonic woke up as he was in a white void. "Wow, so this is the internet huh?" asked Sonic. "Hey Faker, what on Earth are you doing here?!" said a certain other hedgehog.\
To be Continued
Edit: this is supposed to be a parody on how some Sonic fans reacted to Sonic frontiers. For me, the game looks great and I hope it's just as good when it comes out!!
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Sonic's Dumb Adventure
AdventureIt all started as a normal day for Sonic, teasing his friends, eating Chili Dogs, and partying. Suddenly, one Twitter post by Tails is enough to get Sonic to his boiling point. Now he and Shadow have to travel around the internet to try to delete th...
