Sonic's Dumb Adventure

Chapter 4: Youtube, the land of weirdos

*Chapter warning: the depictions of some of these Youtubers are not how they actually act in real life, these are just exaggerations*

Sonic, Shadow, and Saitama headed towards a large building with the Youtube logo. "So I guess this is our next stop" said Shadow as he frowned. "I'm just gonna ask this but why are you two traveling around here anyways?" asked Saitama. Sonic looked at the caped baldy and sighed. "Well, me and my friend are just headed towards twitter, so we can delete a Tweet Tails did from existence!" said Sonic as he grinned.

"Alright then" said Saitama in an unimpressed tone. while they were about to enter Youtube, Sonic saw an orange and black building, with a certain logo that rhymes with 'Cornhub'. "Hey guys wait here a sec, let me just go in" said Sonic as he dashed towards the risqué building. Suddenly, Sonic was blasted back onto a building that read 'Disney +'. "You are not allowed in this building, my analyzation says that you are 15 years old, meaning you are too young, NOW SCRAM!!", said a voice as Sonic, Shadow, and Saitama ran.

"Sonic, I am disappointed in you.." said Shadow as he face palmed. "I can help you get over that addiction" said Saitama as he stared at the Youtube door with no emotion. "Honestly, I've been trying to get over it, but it's just so hard.....guess playing hero almost every day does something to ya" said Sonic as he grimaced over his addiction. "Whatever, let's just get onto Youtube before someone distracts us" said Shadow.

The three heroes entered the Youtube building, which was compromised of mostly walls filled with Youtube videos, along with a gigantic red chair in the middle of everything. "Hello fellow Youtubers" , said Susan Wojcicki, the CEO of Youtube. "Umm we're not Youtubers" said Saitama with a cold stare. "Look Susan Wetwinky, or whatever your name is, I'm Sonic the hedgehog, this is Shadow, and the bald guy is Saitama" said Sonic as he did a thumbs up.

"Hi Sonic, I have certainly heard of you before....aren't you that one character who's design was butchered in the first movie trailer?" asked Susan. "Yes....but that's all in the past" said Sonic as he smiled nervously. "Anyways, Susan do you need what we need to do to get to Twitter, I mean we're kinda lost" said Shadow as he shrugged. "Oh yeah about that, I've been in talks with Elon Musk to unite both Youtube and twitter into an empire........but for now you are going to have to travel through all the videos here to get to exit" said Susan as she looked at her computer.

"Sounds cool" said Saitama as the three headed towards the first Youtube stream. Susan waved goodbye as she got her phone. "Elon, I have them here on Youtube" said Susan. "That is great to hear!! I still haven't done anything with Hime. Oh well, at least all the others are rotting on the Trash app" said Elon as he laughed. "Umm actually, I think I might have seen that One Punch Man guy with Sonic and Shadow" said Susan. "WHAT?! I SWEAR I THOUGHT I GOT THEM ALL. SUSAN, DO WHATEVER YOU CAN TO GET THEM, I WANT ALL THREE OF THEM!!" said Elon as he hung up the call.

Sonic, Shadow, and Saitama went inside the first Youtube video, and it was a livestream. Famous Roblox Youtuber Kreekcraft was live-streaming his one millionth time playing Piggy. "Oh my god guys, I'm literally beating this map for the millionth time, but honestly I think you guys are bored of Piggy, but I get money from it so HAHA!" laughed Kreek as he played. "Oh my god, Roblox?! No sir let's get out of here!" said Sonic as he ran towards the exit of the video. Suddenly Kreek caught eye of Sonic walking on his stream and freaked out.

"GUYS, WHAT THE HECK IS SONIC DOING IN MY LIVESTREAM?!" said Kreek as he peed his pants in excitement. "Uhh hey Kreek" said Sonic as he looked at the streamer. The chat was spamming poggers and Daddy Sonic the entire time. "Sonic, let's get out of here before you cause a livestream crash" said Saitama as he pulled Sonic and Shadow towards the next video. It was the Ariana Grande music video for Seven rings. "Hey, she copied the song for the game Sonic and the secret rings!" said Sonic as he moved up to the pop star.