Sonic's Dumb Adventure

Chapter 6.5: I am the EGGMAN(part 2)

"Wait, aren't you guys some of the anime characters that were captured by Elon Musk?" asked Sonic as he pointed at the holographic faces of Tanjiro and Shinobu with a confused look on his face. Shinobu turned around to look at the blue hedgehog with a smile, hiding her clear anger directed at him. "Oh......hello there" said Shinobu in a happy yet threatening tone.

"Uhh hi?" said Sonic as he waved worriedly at the two holographic faces. Tanjiro was a boy with brownish red hair, red eyes, and he had a scar on his forehead. Shinobu had purple bug like eyes, black hair with purple hues on the tips, along with having a butterfly patterned haori. "Hey Tanjiro-kun, isn't that the young boy who wrecked our entire home, which also led us to be captured by Mr Musk?" asked Shinobu in a happy yet threatening tone.

"Yes it's him, but we shouldn't be mad at him, Shinobu-san, my scent is detecting a nice and brave smell from him" said Tanjiro as he smiled at Sonic. Sonic looked at two holograms and opened his mouth. "Look guys, I'm sorry my friend and I wrecked your home, it's just that some of your friends starting attacking us, and we had no option but to fight back, also quick question, how did you guys exactly escape?" asked the hedgehog as he furrowed his brows.

"Oh yeah about that, when Mr Musk's guards came down on the Crunchyroll realm, we were obviously taken with the rest towards the trash app, but there was something Mr Musk was too afraid to talk about. You see, the portal system is fairly recent which means that it still malfunctions most of the time, so instead of sending us to the Trash app, we were accidentally sent towards Twitter.

 Now, you could say that was a way worse option, but I think it might have been for the better. Once Mr Musk's robot army started to try to grab us, but since Elon Musk was distracted by calling Susan the CEO of Youtube, most of us were able to escape Twitter HQ by jumping from the buildings, some of us however, are still captured over at Twitter HQ", said Tanjiro as he was tired of giving the exposition.

"Wow, you guys are so cool!" shouted Sonic as he looked at them with literal stars in his eyes. "I know right?" asked Shinobu as she genuinely smiled at the blue blur. "Turns out this is a coincidence, since one of my friends, his name is Shadow by the way, has been kidnapped by BTS, and taken into Twitter HQ!" said Sonic as he whistled a little bit. "Alright then Mr Robotnik, we are going to have to rescue our friends, along with this little guy's friend" said Tanjiro as he told Eggman what their objective was.

"Hey guys, my name is Sonic the hedgehog, just so stop calling me 'young boy'" said Sonic as he smirked at his new allies. "I'm Tanjiro Kamado, and this is Shinobu Kocho, she is the Insect Hashira, nice to meet you Sonic!" said Tanjiro as they both smiled at Sonic. Sonic didn't even know what a Hashira was, but by the looks of it, it seemed like Shinobu was some sort of pro who does badass things. 

"Enough with the chit chat! We need to develop a plan to meet up close to Twitter HQ!" said Eggman as he began panicking about running out of time. "I have been thinking about this plan. Tanjiro-kun and I are going to have to meet you guys in the back alleys of Twitter. We can't go in front since they might recognize us, Mr Robotnik and Sonic are going to meet us both in the back. Once we all meet up we will divide into two groups and head onto floor 112, which is were Mr Musk has his prisoners captive.

Once we get there we rescue our friends, and if we have to fight his robot army we will. Luckily for us, I made a special concoction that has a 20 second timer, once it's finished counting, everything in the building will be poisoned with my poison powder, then we get out of there, and Mr Robotnik, Sonic, and his friend will be able to go back home, we only have about 30 minutes before everyone in the building knows of our plan, did everyone understand?" asked Shinobu as she calmly explained the plan to a dumbfounded Sonic and Eggman.

"Wait Eggman, didn't you say that my friends were arriving here in about and hour?" asked Sonic as he shrugged. "Oh yes, I forgot to tell you that another group of Sonic's friends are arriving at about the same time we are, does that sound good?" asked Eggman as he directed the question towards Shinobu. "Yes that is fine by me, but I won't hesitate to stop them from interfering if they begin slacking off" said Shinobu as she turned towards Sonic.

"Sonic really knows how to make friends huh?" asked Tanjiro as he was sort of jealous of Sonic's friendship skills. "Yes, Tomioka-san should really take some lessons from him" said Shinobu as she giggled slightly. "Alright then guys, it's settled, we will meet at Twitter HQ in approximately an hour, LET'S DO THIS!!" shouted Sonic as he jumped up in the air in excitement. Everyone cheered as they were ready to execute the plan. Tanjiro and Shinobu hung up the holographic call.

"Alright Sonic, we need to get to Twitter in an hour, but there are still two more apps to go through to get there" said Eggman as he calculated on his computer. "Welp what are we waiting for, let's just go!" said Sonic as he dashed towards the app closest to them, Eggman following behind on his Eggmobile. the app Sonic and Eggman were going to had the title of 'Omegle'.

"Wait I recognize this app, this is that one app were Vector goes to show his..........big guy" said Sonic as he and Eggman headed inside. "Wow you and your friends are so weird Sonic, and I also know about you p*rn addiction, you weird blue rat!" shouted Eggman in a disgusted tone as Sonic stared at him with an angry expression.

"Ok let's just try and get out of here as fast as we can" said Sonic as he was getting ready to dash. Suddenly, the screen in front of them lit up to show a very fat kid. The kid was wearing a Sonic cap, a Sonic shirt that read Gotta Go Fast, some Sonic Jordans, and in his room it looked life he had a Sonic body pillow, along with a ginormous poster of Sonic, which had slobber all over it.

"OH MY GOD, IT'S DADDY SONIC, I THINK I'M GONNA BUST!!" said the kid as he began jumping up and down on his seat. Sonic was weirded out by this kid. It kind of reminded him of how Amy used to act, but just ramp up the psychopathic level up to an 11. "Wow, this kid LOVES you Sonic, literally.." said Eggman as he stared with a shocked expression on his face.

"Hey kid......I see that your excited huh?" asked Sonic in a nervous tone. "SONIC, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I'VE WAITED TO MEET YOU, I AM YOUR NUMBER 1 FAN, YOU ARE THE SEXIEST THING ALIVE!" said the kid as he slobbered saliva all over his computer screen. "Look kid, I'm the fastest thing alive, not the sexiest thing alive, I was just a bit wrong.." said Sonic as he began getting weirded out by the kid.

"HEY EGGF*CK GET OUT OF HERE YOU SUCK, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN GOOD SINCE SONIC ADVENTURE 2!" shouted the kid as he wanted to spend the with o n l y Sonic. Eggman's rose in a fit of rage.  "Hey you snotty brat, you better watch your mouth, I have always been a threatening villain, even if my plans didn't work, you're just too sexually obsessed with Sonic that you ignore everything else!!!" shouted Eggman.

"Yeah, whatever.." said the little kid. "So umm, you want my autograph?" asked Sonic as he shrugged nervously. "No I want something more s p e c i a l from you!" said the little kid. "Look man I really gotta go, me and Eggman will see you again someday bye!" shouted Sonic as he and Eggman dashed for the exit, but they ran into a problem.

"Hey kid, do you know where the exit is?" asked Sonic. "yes I do, but I locked it up so you could be with me f o r e v e r" said the little kid as he kissed the screen, wanting to kiss Sonic. "I have never said this to one of my fans but, YOU ARE WEIRD PLEASE JUST STOP TRYING TO TAKE ME DOWN TO TOWN OK?!" asked Sonic as he got mad. "No I don't think I can, I have a very special thing for you, say hello to my BBC!!", said the kid as he showed his...........thing to Eggman and Sonic.

Edit: I feel like I am gonna have nightmares about what I wrote tonight....