Sonic's Dumb Adventure

Chapter 3: Inside Crunchyroll, the Anime Topia

Sonic and Shadow made it inside, and they were shocked by what they saw. Almost everything was the color orange and yellow. It kind of reminded Sonic of that one Dreamworks movie with the Bee and the human girl. "Oh hi we have a couple of new visitors!!" said an orange haired girl. "Who are you, are you like the manager of this place?" asked Sonic. "Yep, my name is Crunchyroll - Hime, but you can just call me Hime", said the girl. "Sup Hime nice to meet you" said Sonic as he shook her hand.

Shadow looked at Sonic with a look of disapproval "Look Hime, Sonic and I are gonna have a private chat" said Shadow as he and Sonic turned around to talk. "Sonic what in the damn fourth Chaos Emerald are you doing?!" said Shadow as he angrily looked at Sonic. "Come on Shad, she might be good help" said Sonic as he shrugged. "I don't know, she seems kind of.......suspiciously kind to us" said Shadow as he cringed at her sight. "Don't worry if she ends up backstabbing us, we can just beat her to a pulp, besides, she looks like a chill person" said Sonic as they walked towards Hime.

"Fine, do you know anything about how to get onto Twitter, you see, my friend over here wants to delete a tweet from existence" said Shadow as he crossed his arms. "See, I've never been onto the Twitter realm, but I think I might know what to use to delete a post from existence. You need to have to confront the owner of the website realm so he or she can delete the post, and you have to do it in under 24 hours of arrival, or else, the post can't be deleted forever" said Hime with a tone of seriousness in her voice.

"So do you know who owns Twitter?" asked Sonic as he rubbed his chin. "I'm actually pretty sure it's that-" Hime was interrupted as a purple haired midget spoke out. "Hey, who are those two?!" shouted the purple haired boy. "Mineta they're just our new friends" said Hime. "Friends, how are you so sure that they are friends, they can be part of Mr Musk's troops!!" shouted a spiky haired blonde with black and orange clothing. 'Come on guys, let's be nice!!" said Hime. "They both look suspicious, especially that Black and red rat" said a straw hat wearing being.

"Hey! I'm a hedgehog not a rat, isn't that obvious" said Shadow as he rolled his eyes. Suddenly, all the anime characters started rushing towards Sonic and Shadow. "Holy god what do we do, we have big breasted women and buff men running towards us!!" shouted Sonic. "You know what to do, let's fight like we always have!" said Shadow as he dashed towards the anime characters. "You're right, let's do this!!" said Sonic as he smirked. "I'm gonna exterminate a few hedgehogs!!" said Bakugou as he launched himself towards Sonic. Sonic dashed behind the Pomeranian's back and kicked him in the back of the head, knocking him unconscious.

"Huh you remind me of a certain Knucklehead" said Sonic as he laughed. Shadow was currently fighting Genos. The blonde cyborg was giving Shadow a hard time, since his attacks were very fast and hard hitting. "Chaos Spear!!" shouted Shadow as he threw three spears at Genos all stabbing the cyborg's body, making him unable to battle. "Heh, not as bad as I thought" said the hedgehog as he smile a little. "How are you Sonic?!" shouted Shadow as he dashed onto one of the buildings.

"Not good Shad, this black haired ponytail girl is giving me a hard time, she can create anything from her body, seems like a nerd to me!" said Sonic, until he got hit by the metal staff due to being distracted. "You should think before you speak, hedgehog" said Momo as she was about to create a cannon. Sonic was getting up until suddenly, he saw a bald headed, caped crusader grab him by the head. "Come on let's go" said Saitama as he jumped from the building, leaving it in shatters, collapsing on top of Momo.

"HEY LET ME GO!!" shouted Sonic as he bit Saitama's arm. Shadow saw Sonic struggling under Saitama's arm and launched himself upward. He avoided all the rubble and flying machinery flying everywhere. Shadow then got on Saitama's back and covered his head with his cape, distracting the hero. "Come on Sonic" said Shadow as he grabbed Sonic's hand and they both jumped. Suddenly, the black and blue hedgehog barely missed a Gum Gum Rocket from Luffy. Since the arm was stretched Sonic and Shadow decided on a plan.

They both grabbed Luffy's arm and began spinning, causing the rubber boy to spin along with them. Sonic and Shadow then threw Luffy's arm at the same time, causing a huge crashing fist to land on the orange city, almost destroying everyone and everything in its path. Sonic and Shadow got down and saw all the destruction in the Crunchyroll realm. "Wow, what happened here?" asked Sonic as he looked at the anime characters, all hurt and injured from the fight.

"What have you two done?!" shouted Hime as she threw a kunai at Shadow's leg, stabbing him. "Hey what was that for?!" shouted Sonic as he dashed and punched Hime, causing her to lose balance. "You've destroyed this place, if Mr Musk notices, he's gonna send us all towards the Trash app, and we'll all stay there forever.." said Hime as she teared up. Shadow was sad, since that reminded him of Maria and what she asked him to do. "Who the hell is Mr Musk?" asked Shadow as he took off the kunai from his leg. "Mr Musk is the leader of the Twitter realm, and he has made it his mission to take over the entire internet, and then the world. Unpopular and Irrelevant apps have been taken over by Musk and his army, and I think we're next..." said Hime.

"Hime.. I'm so sorry, I should have thought about the consequences, look let's try to get you all out of he-" Sonic was interrupted by a fleet of robots, all having blue and purple color schemes. "Oh greetings, Crunchyroll - Hime" said a holographic image of a middle aged man. "Mr. Musk" said the girl in an angry tone. "I'm guessing these two speedsters wrecked your app huh?" asked Elon Musk as his robots captured all the anime characters and threw them into the trash portal, leaving only Hime and a certain bald headed hero left. "IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU NO ONE IS HAPPY HERE!! YOU HAVE TAKEN OVER OUR LIVES AND IT'S STARTING TO PISS ME OFF!!" said Hime.

"Oh relax Hime, you don't have to complain for long, I have a certain special punishment for you, since you're the only Crunchyroll person here" Elon's robots grabbed Hime and tossed her into a Twitter portal going inside with her. Elon Musk then turned his attention towards Sonic and Shadow. "Oh I see, we have a few celebrities here, Sonic and Shadow the hedgehog, the two living speedsters, and the two intruders!!" said Elon Musk. "What have you done with Hime and the rest?!" said Sonic as he was furious with rage. "Oh relax Sonic, the rest will just starve to death in the Trash app, while special girl Hime will get a very special surprise that will 'blow her mind' in excitement" Elon laughed as he thought of the torture.

"You're a monster" said Shadow as he prepared to do Chaos control. "Oh yeah I almost forgot, you two are next, having two famous video game characters is gonna give me so much money and fame, I'll be a TRILLIONARE" shouted Elon. "Bye Bye Cruchyroll" said Elon Musk as he pointed towards a trash button on the Crunchyroll realm, causing the whole app/city to collapse. "RUN!" shouted Sonic as he and Shadow tried to dash out of the realm. Building and streets were falling behind them, never to be seen again. Suddenly, Saitama jumped out of nowhere and grabbed Sonic and Shadow, launching himself and them outside of the app.

Sonic, Shadow, and Saitama all looked behind them, seeing Crunchyroll being deleted once and for all. "Damn it, it's all my fault everybody got captured!!" said Sonic as he teared up. "Don't worry, we'll get them back, but we have to do it fast" said Shadow as he patted Sonic's pack. "Who the hell are you?!" asked Sonic as he saw Saitama. "Oh yeah, I'm Saitama, you two must be Shadow and Sonic the hedgehog. I rescued you two since I knew Hime was right about you two, everyone kind of deserved that beating to them. I knew Mr Musk was going to arrive so that's why I got Sonic while he was fighting that Momo girl, and you know the rest" said Saitama with a boring tone. "Alright, we should start heading that way, since it can be the closest to Twitter, said Sonic as he, Shadow , and Saitama were all headed to a door that said 'Youtube'.

Edit: I'm sorry if this chapter was long. I just got so invested in the story that I had to write more!!