Sonic's Dumb Adventure

Chapter 9: This isn't over!!

Sonic turned around and to see Elon Musk, with a twisted, angry expression on his face. His blue tuxedo was all torn up, revealing his less than satisfying body. His pants were pretty much turned into shorts, while his shoes were torn from the front, revealing his toes. "What, how did you escape? I thought you were..." said Shinobu as she looked at the sight in a shocked expression. Everyone lay in shock as they looked at Elon Musk. They all thought he was done for, that he crumbled to his death, along with Twitter HQ.......oh so little they knew about this man's plan.

Tanjiro immediately flung Elon Musk on his back, bringing his sword, pointing straight at his neck. "HOW?!" screamed Knuckles as he got ready to beat the living hell out of the guy. Elon just looked at the eight with a confused expression. Soon, that confused face turned into a smile, not a happy smile however, but a smile of malice. His mouth started wobbling, holding in his laughter. "These guys are so pathetic aren't they? They really thought they could beat me this easily?" thought Elon Musk, thinking of their stupidity.

He couldn't gold it in any longer, he had to let it out. Elon started laughing maniacally as tears started coming out of his eyes. He clenched his stomach, trying to stop the laughing. Pictures of his starved prisoners dying from hunger played in his mind, causing him to laugh louder than before. Sonic looked at the psychopathic man with a face of disgust. This man was insane, he had no regret for what he had done. How could someone like him even deserve to live?

"What's so funny?" asked Shadow as he stared angrily at the laughing billionaire. Elon managed to calm down to respond to Shadow's question. "Oh, you don't know do you?" asked Elon Musk as he smirked evil at the angry sights of his enemies. "Know what?!" asked Tails pointing his Goo Blaster at Elon Musk. "I knew your plan along along...you guys are just so bad at hiding it" said Elon as he touched Shinobu's chin, getting a bite to his hand as retaliation. "You see, floor 112 is easily the most guarded floor in the entire building, it's just that you were so oblivious to even notice it" said Elon. "But there weren't any cameras at all" said Eggman as he was shocked by the outcome of the mission.

"Oh but so you think. In actuality I should give you a piece of advice, never state your plans out loud. When Sonic here was iterating the plan, in actuality, all of you were surrounded by my invisible cameras I developed, meaning I could see and hear your entire plan, that's so unfortunate right Sonic?" asked Elon as he looked at Sonic with a devilish grin. Sonic mentally face palmed as he knew Elon was going to come up with something to counter them. "Oh but my little plan is not over, so don't get too sad!" said Elon as he began laughing again, giving the Joker a run for his money.

"When Sonic, Tanjiro, Shadow, and Knuckles got on the drones and crashed down into the Prison room I followed right behind them. I noticed that Tails' little gang had freed my prisoners from their cells, they all were too weak to walk though. I then noticed that Shinobu had put one of her little poison bomb things on the edge before all of you were launched outside. Obviously, I deactivated the machine before it could explode, but then I realized something, I can run everything on the internet, I am like the Internet Jesus!!" shouted Elon Musk as he put his hands up in the air.

Sonic and his friends looked in shock at the exposition. They had never realize dhow wrong their plan could go, Elon Musk was a billionaire genius, he could easily have countered them like he just did, they were just too naive to realize it at that moment. "I then decided to plant a self destructing bomb on Twitter HQ, to get myself out, and to destroy those filthy robots that couldn't do anything in their lives. So yes, that explosion wasn't Shinobu's poison bomb, it was actually MY bomb, I just teleported here before any of you landed here on this building" said Elon, who began laughing again as he finished his monologue.

"YOU BASTARD, YOU WILL PAY FOR EVERYTHING YOU HAVE DONE IN YOUR SHITTY LIFE!" shouted Sonic as he began getting ready to punch the billionaire. "Oh how it is truly a shame. All of you are idiots, that's how humanity is. They do one dumb thing, that leads to a world crisis. That is why war and corruption happens. Maybe humanity can end once I become the strongest being in the universe.." said Elon Musk as he took out the green tubes in Shadow's jail cell from his pockets(don't even as how he fit those gigantic tubes in his pants). "Wait, aren't those-?" asked Tanjiro as he recognized the tubes. "Oh yes Mr Kamado, they are the tubes you saw in Shadow's jail cell, it's so funny how you didn't even know their purpose. These tubes are filled with cyber energy, and drinking them will make me the strongest in the universe!" laughed Elon Musk.