"Sonic and Eggman looked in shock at the kid. The kid had just taken out his BBC and showed it to the two. "OH HOW I HAVE WAITED FOR YOU TO SEE MY BBC SONIC, CAN YOU SHAKE IT UP AND DOWN?!, asked the kid as he slightly moaned. "HELL NO!" shouted Sonic as he shook his head in fury. Sonic then opened his eyes and looked at the screen. The kid's supposed BBC wasn't that big, in fact, it was only 2 inches. "Hey kid, you sure that's a BBC?" asked Sonic as he began chuckling.
Eggman looked at what Sonic was talking about and began doing his signature laugh. "WHAT IS SO GODAMN FUNNY?!" asked the kid in an exasperated tone. "Oh...HOHOHOHO.....excuse me, it's just that I was expecting something way bigger for a BBC, but that?! Now that is smaller than Sonic's brain" said Eggman as he laughed, getting a slap in the face as Sonic's response. The kid gasped as he started turning red in anger.
"OH YOU THINK YOU GUYS ARE SO FUNNY HUH?! WELL COME ON SONIC SUCK IT!!!" said the kids as he revealed it, still remaining at 2 inches. "NO! NO I WON'T! I'M NOT GAY AND I WON'T SUCK SOME KID'S DICK!!" shouted Sonic in anger as he started cringing in disgust. "BUT SONIC YOU'RE MY DADDY! I WANT YOU TO SIT ON MY FACE!!" shouted the kid as he himself started to move his hand up and down his "BBC".
"If Sonic says NO it's NO, and that is final!" shouted Eggman as he said it in defense of his arch nemesis. "SHUT THE F*CK UP EGGMAN, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU, YOU'RE NOT HOT, SO UNLIKE SONIC" said the kid as he began winking at Sonic, receiving a look of disgust for the blue blur. "KID JUST PLEASE LET US LEAVE, I DON'T WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU!!" shouted Sonic as he prepared tp punch the screen. "Oh but Sonic our fun can't end here, I need more inspiration for my Sonic x Shadow fanfiction I'm making, and I was about to write my lemon chapter, so can you please help with inspiration for that?" asked the kid as he began twerking to Sonic.
"WHAT NO!! I AM NOT GONNA HELP WITH YOUR SHITTY FANFICTION, ESPECIALLY IF IT'S FOR A LEMON CHAPTER!!" shouted Sonic as he tried to kick the screen, but was stopped by the kid's hand going through the screen. The kid's hand then began touching Sonic in his private spots, which made Sonic very uncomfortable. "I swear to god I'm gonna call the FBI on you!!!" shouted Sonic as he began charging uphill speed.
"COME ON DADDY! LET'S MAKE LOVE! SHOW ME YOUR BIG JUICY CO-" the kid was interrupted by one of Eggman's rotes slicing the kid's hand. The kid stood there, looking at his handless arm for 5 seconds before he began crying. "NOO THAT WAS MY JACKING OFF HAND!!" shouted the kid as he started throwing a temper tantrum. "Sweetie, who are you talking to?" asked the kid's mom through the door in his room. "SHUT THE F*CK UP MOM, I'M DOING SOMETHING IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW, AND BRING ME SOME CHEETOS!!" shouted the kid as he ordered his OWN mother.
"Hey! talk to your parents with respect you devil child!" shouted Eggman as his drone returned to him. "YOU KNOW WHAT SONIC, IF YOU DON'T WANNA HAVE SEX WITH ME, I'LL MAKE YOU BE MY F*CKBOY!!" shouted the kid as he took off all his clothes, revealing his nude, fat body. "What do ya think of this body babe?!" said the kid as he flexed his chubby arms. Sonic looked at the kid with a dumbfounded expression. "No it's not hot, you should do more exercise, AND PLEASE DON'T CALL ME BABE!!" said the hedgehog as his spikes rose up in anger.
"Whatever Daddy.....I'mma start pleasuring myself, so when I bust, drink all of my 'milk' ok?" asked the kid as he started pleasuring himself. "You're my cumsl*t" said the little kid as he began moaning in pleasure. "NO I AM NOT YOUR SLAVE OR WHATEVER AND PLEASE STOP PLEASURING YOURSELF IN FRONT OF ME!" shouted Sonic as he began to walk towards Eggman. "Eggman listen, we're gonna have to stop this kid before he busts a nut, because if he does, he will drown us with his 'milk', you got any ideas?" said Sonic in a whisper.
"Sonic I got an idea, twerk in front of the kid so he can pleasure himself even more,, and when' he is about to shoot out his orgasm, one of my drones will cut of his male genital area, if we kill that, the kid won't have anything to do, freeing us from the godforsaken app" said Eggman in a serious tone. Sonic looked at Eggman with a wtf expression on his face. "I AM NOT GONNA TWERK FOR THAT GREMLIN!" shouted Sonic in retaliation.
"You want to die or not?!" shouted Eggman. Sonic shook his head in response. "So DO IT!!" shouted Eggman. Sonic walked up to the screen. "HEY KID, CHECK THIS OUT!" said Sonic as he began twerking in front of the kid. "YES SHAKE THAT FAT ASS DADDY DO IT!" shouted the kid with pleasure as he spanked Sonic's ass. Sonic looked at Eggman with an angry expression as he forcefully twerked in front of the kid, heck he even tried to pole dance to get the kid to bust even faster.
"SONIC IGNORE WHAT AMY SAYS, I WILL BE YOUR DADDY, AND WE CAN HAVE ALL THE MAKING OUT WE WANT!!" shouted the kid as he tried holding his not inside his 'BBC'. "Eggman, I think he is about to bust!!" shouted Sonic in exasperation as he didn't want to do this anymore. Eggman nodded as his drone went up to the kid's Peepee. Once the peep was ready to nut, the drone cut it off, preventing him from busting a nut. The kid looked at his dick and started shouting in pain. "NOO MY BBC!!" shouted the kid as he began to cry in pain.
Suddenly, the exit doors opened as Sonic and Eggman dashed out of the app. They both took deep breaths, analyzing what had just happened. "I used to think Amy was crazy, but WOW!!" said Sonic in an angry expression. "Hey Sonic, I see Twitter HQ!!" shouted Eggman as he pointed ahead. They both dashed onto the giant building, going behind it to meet up with Tanjiro and Shinobu. "Oh I am gonna tell them about what just happened!" said Eggman excited to make fun of his arch nemesis.
"F*cking don't" said Sonic as he pointed angrily at Eggman. Suddenly, a portal opened up above Sonic and Eggman. Some shouts were heard, until three figures fell down next to Sonic. "Hey you ok?" asked Sonic as he held a hand up to one of the people. Suddenly the person lifted his head up. Sonic was shocked and very happy to see that they were here. "Tails?! shouted Sonic as he hugged the two tailed fox.
Edit: I deeply apologize for any things that made you uncomfortable in this chapter.
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Sonic's Dumb Adventure
AdventureIt all started as a normal day for Sonic, teasing his friends, eating Chili Dogs, and partying. Suddenly, one Twitter post by Tails is enough to get Sonic to his boiling point. Now he and Shadow have to travel around the internet to try to delete th...
