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7

"Harryyyyy, I already feel bad"

Harry scrunched his nose and then turned to Liam "Why?"

"This is a lot"

Harry blinked then shook his head "I thought my jokes weren't funny"

"They aren't" He rolled his eyes and then looked at Harry "But I don't want to overdo it"

Harry raised his eyebrows "Did you get whatever the fuck you want?"

"I... guess?" Harry gave him a look and Liam sighed "There are a few more things I liked...."

Harry smiled "Well. C'mon then!!"

~~~~~

"Oh shit"

"What? Did they give us the wrong color?"

Liam gave Harry a look "No, Zayn just sent me a text saying he'll let Louis pick me up" He cringed "Do you think he's angry?" His eyes widened "Oh my god, if he's angry this'll be the first time I see him get mad" His jaw dropped "Haz, what if I get turned on by him being mad?"

Harry stopped eating his banana and blinked at Liam, he stayed quiet for a bit then cleared his throat

"Ya know, every time I try to believe that you aren't as fucked up as the rest of us, you say shit like that and I realize 'Nope, he's fine'"

Liam smiled then shook his head "Yes, the joys of being fucked up and traumatized" He chuckled "That's the name of my upcoming book"

"Pre-ordering right now," Harry said waving his phone

Liam laughed when a knock came on the door, Liam walked towards it and opened the door

He looked at Louis who raised an eyebrow

"I need a step stool and I could reach the ceiling in this place"

"Aw shortie," Liam said pinching Louis' cheek, Louis rolled his eyes and slapped Liam's hand away

"I'm 5'9"

Harry poked his head out and let out a quiet 'Ouu'

Louis winked at him and Harry blushed before he hid, Liam blinked and then looked between them "What?"

"I know a cute person when I see em"

Liam put a hand on his heart "Now that's just rude, you never called me cute"

Louis looked at him from head to toe "Yeah.... I wonder why"

Harry poked his head out "Being mean to Liam is a sort of a turn-off sometimes"

Louis turned to Liam with a big smile and cupped his (Liam's) cheeks "You are the most adorable little shit ever I wanna carry you on my shoulders and force everyone to worship the ground you walk on" He said bopping Liam's nose

Liam looked back at Harry who slowly pulled back and hid behind the wall with a smile

Liam blinked and cleared his throat "Anyway..." He looked at Louis "Is Zayn mad?"

Louis furrowed his brows "Huh?"

Liam's eyes widened "Oh my god, he is!!"

Louis blinked "I said 'Huh' not 'Uh-huh'"

"THAT SOUNDS SEXUAL!!"

"HARRY!!"

"ZIPPED"

Liam took a deep breath and then looked at Louis "Is he? Did I overspend? I told Harry I didn't want to but I saw this seasonal turtleneck and I got one in every single color"

Louis blinked "How about we ask him when we see him?"

Liam took a deep breath and then nodded "Ok..." Liam pointed behind him "I'll go get my things from Harry's room"

Louis furrowed his brows "Why did you leave them in Harry's room?"

"Because if a thief came in and saw that stuff he'd take it," Liam said then mumbled "And Niall" as he walked away

Harry came out from behind the wall and smiled at Louis

Louis smiled back "You have dimples"

Harry laughed quietly "You have pretty eyes"

Louis chuckled "Glad you think so"

Liam walked out "Alright"

Louis looked at Liam "Where are the bags?"

Liam furrowed his brows "I'm holding them"

Louis blinked then rubbed his temple "That's like 10 bags"

"14!!"

"I thought you said a lot"

Liam gave him a look, he gave Harry a small piece of paper and then gave one to Louis

"There, you have each other's numbers," He said then walked out

They both blinked and then met each other's eyes

"Is this his way of getting back at us or something?"

"Nah, it's his way of saying thank you to me," Harry said with a smile

~~~~~

"ZAYN"

Zayn groaned "NO. STAY QUIET"

"I BROUGHT YOU SOMEONE"

Zayn stepped back in from the balcony and looked at Liam

"Hey my darling," Liam said with a smile, Zayn chuckled

"Hiya"

Liam frowned "Oh my god, you're being nice. YOU ARE ANGRY"

Zayn scrunched his nose "What?" He said then turned to Louis

Louis snorted "He thinks he overspent"

Zayn looked at Liam again "You bought stuff?"

Liam blinked at the bags around him "What do you think all these stuff are?"

Zayn furrowed his stuff "10 bags and you thought I'd be angry?"

"DO YOU ALL NOT KNOW HOW TO COUNT?! THEY ARE 14!!"

"Why would you think I was angry? I told you to get whatever the fuck you want"

"So..." Liam rubbed the back of his neck "I didn't overspend?"

"He scored a 50 million pound deal while you were out," Louis said pouring himself a glass of white wine

Liam frowned "Oh, you didn't tell me that"

Zayn looked at Louis "Put it down then get out"

Louis blinked "No, you always buy the best wine," He said, picking up the bottle and the glass before he walked out and closed the door with his foot

Zayn and Liam's eyes met, Liam jumped over the bags and ran over to Zayn who picked him up

He wrapped his legs around Zayn's waist and arms around Zayn's neck, and Zayn pinned him against the floor-to-ceiling window and Liam bit down on his bottom lip

"Did you get what you wanted to get?"

Liam smiled and nodded "Yep"

Zayn smiled "Good"

~~~~~

Liam licked his bottom lip and looked at Zayn who was cooking dinner "So this is my life now?"

Zayn who was holding cooking clamps, snapped them closed a few times and then smiled at Liam

"Yep"

"Cool"