Hello everyone! I feel really bad for not writing lately, so here's a special. Hopefully I can write the next chapter in the next few weeks. Maybe the holidays.
Zoro: Are you this rude to everyone?!
Mei: Yup.
Mei: Don't think you're special.
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Robin: *gets a text* Oh! It's Mei.
Luffy, excitedly: Did she get me the stuff?
Robin: Yeah, she said she got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.
Luffy: Wow! Where'd she find 12 gallons of fake blood?
Robin: You wanted fake blood?
Luffy:
Robin: I'll go call Mei.
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Zoro: Mei won't wake up, what do I do?
Nami: Did you try kicking her?
Zoro: Yes.
Nami: I'm out of ideas.
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Zoro: I think it's time I get my life in order.
Mei, narrating: But he did not get his life in order. In fact, he got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.
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Mei: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.
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Mei: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
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Mei: Don't stay up all night, Luffy. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.
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Mei: When life gives you lemons, what do you do?
Luffy: Make lemonade!
Mei: No, throw them back up in the sky and make life deal with it's own shit.
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Luffy: Is the pink panther a lion?
Mei: Say that again but slower.
Luffy: I don't get it.
Mei: He's a PANTHER.
Luffy: Is that a type of lion?
Mei: No, it's a fucking panther.
Luffy: *googles panther* They aren't pink?
Mei: AND LIONS ARE?!
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Nami: Guys where did Luffy go?
Mei: He's being chased by the Navy.
Nami: How the hell-
Luffy: *bursts in through the window* The marines are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.
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Usopp: You know you can die from that, right?
Sanji: *smoking a cigarette* That's the point.
Zoro: *drinking alcohol* We're trying to speed this up.
Mei: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*
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Mei: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Zoro: Annoying.
Usopp: Mean.
Sanji: A sweetheart.
Mei:
Mei: ...stop it.
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Zoro, Usopp & Nami: *screaming*
Mei: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Zoro?!
Nami: Wait, why are you asking Zoro that when Usopp and I are also here?
Mei: Because Zoro wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
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Sanji: Where's Zoro?
Mei: Don't worry, I'll find him.
Mei, shouting: Sanji is awesome!
Zoro, distantly: No he isn't! He's a stupid dartbrow!
Mei: Found him.
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Usopp: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Sanji: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Nami: Drunk.
Mei: Wasted.
Zoro: Dead.
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Nami: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl....
Usopp: ....
Sanji: .....
Mei: ......
Zoro: ..Who?
Nami: That's the thing we don't-
*Everyone stares at Zoro*
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Usopp: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-
Usopp, to Nami: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.
Mei, to Zoro: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.
Robin: There are two types of people.
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Luffy: *Takes a sip of milk and gags*
Luffy: Oh my god, is this expired?
Luffy: *Takes another sip of milk*
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Zoro: Mei, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?
Mei: Raise the dead.
Zoro: And what did you do?
Mei: Raise the dead.
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Mei, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Luffy, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Nami, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Zoro, appalled: Call the exorcist.
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Mei, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Zoro: You did WHAT–
Robin: William Snakespeare
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Luffy: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Zoro: Have everyone stand.
Robin: Bring three more chairs!
Nami: The most important ones can sit down.
Mei: Kill three.
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Luffy: Good morning.
Zoro: Good morning.
Robin: Good morning.
Nami: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Mei: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Through Darkness
Fanfiction'Death Child' Mei. Now known as the 'Death Devil'. Having been hiding from the government and bounty hunters for years, she's finally ready to return to the Grand Line. She meets a pirate crew at Loguetown and comes to the conclusion that they're no...
