Hello again. I thought I'd do a part two of Incorrect Quotes. Enjoy! Please comment!
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Nami: I think Mei was right.
Zoro: I'm surprised she hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Luffy: She wouldn't do that.
Mei: You're right, Luffy. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Mei: *turns around, the shirt she's wearing says 'Mei Told You So' on the back*
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Mei: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Zoro:
Luffy:
Nami:
Everyone Else At Mei's Surprise Birthday Party:
Zoro: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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Mei: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Zoro: Is it me, Mei?
Mei: No, it's not you.
Luffy: Is it me, Mei?
Mei: It's not you either.
Nami: Is it me, Mei?
Mei:
Mei, mockingly: Is IT mE Mei?
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Usopp: Anyone d-
Mei: Depressed?
Nami: Drained?
Luffy: Dumb?
Some Random Person: Disliked?
Usopp: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...
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'Can I copy the homework?'
Usopp: I can help you with it!
Franky: Yeah, sure.
Mei: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Nami: lol nope.
Luffy: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Zoro: *Read 5:55pm*
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Chopper: Hewwo.
Usopp: Hihiiiiii!
Franky: Greetings, Humans.
Nami: Three kinds of people.
Luffy: I want meat.
Sanji: Four kinds of people.
Mei: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
Zoro: Five kinds of people.
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Mei: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Sanji: ...I did. I broke it.
Mei: No. No you didn't. Luffy?
Luffy: Don't look at me. Look at Nami.
Nami: What?! I didn't break it.
Luffy: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
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Through Darkness
Fanfiction'Death Child' Mei. Now known as the 'Death Devil'. Having been hiding from the government and bounty hunters for years, she's finally ready to return to the Grand Line. She meets a pirate crew at Loguetown and comes to the conclusion that they're no...
