Chapter 3.6: Chaos Is What Killed The Dinosaurs, Darling--Deadly Life

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Maki and Kaito's limp bodies lay before them in the Ultimate Maid's Lab, the sight of the somehow very <em>not</em> bloody crime scene unfolding in their midst.

"Well, well, it looks like one of you kiddos went completely gung-ho this time and dragged <b>TWO</b> people down this time!" a snobbish kiddy annoying voice that Kaede thought she was finally free of had returned. Monokuma.

"What happened, Monokuma?" Kirumi asked. "I thought that your children had banished you from the Ultimate Academy. Why have you returned?"

"Banished? I'm the god of the new world! No tiny brats can <em>banish</em> from anywhere! I was just away for a little vacation! I just can't wait to see my cubs again!"

He grabbed his 5 children, who had materialized out of nowhere, and began to excessively lick their faces.

"You're just so, so cute I could just eat you all up!" Monokuma cried.

Kiyo massaged the bridge of his nose. "But what if there are two killers? Would both be executed?"

"God, you really don't trust your classmates, do you?" Monokuma swiveled around to face the Ultimate Anthropologist, who only shrugged in response. 


"In case there are <em>two</em> killers, the First Come, First Served rule takes place! Only the first killer be able to either complete the class trial and escape or taste the wrath of the execution! There's no good in being the second killer!"

"I don't think there are two killers," Kaede said shakily. "The place is the same, after all,"


Strangely and creepily enough, Angie smiled. "Well, it seems like the Ultimate Academy is truly under Atua's Control now! After we get rid of the killer, we can start to build a paradise in At-"


"STOP TALKING ABOUT ATUA FOR ONCE!" Shuichi yelled. "I just lost two of my best friends and you're talking like it's a good thing!"


"But it really is good, isn't it?" Angie tilted her head, her creepy smile never leaving her face. "She was the Ultimate Assasin! She was dangerous!"


"She didn't want to kill anyone!"


"How do you know that?"


"If she did, she would have killed someone and left the Ultimate Academy during the First Blood Perk and the Time Limit! Try to answer me, why didn't she kill?"


"Atua stopped her!"

Shuichi seemed to struggle to find a rebuttal to that. Everyone who was trying to Argue against Angie. Her "Atua did this, Atua did that, " attack seemed so real, and it seemed like there was a blanket ban on questioning any of her word, which was of course automatically Atua's word. it was pretty hard to argue with an omnipresent deity who they had no proof of existing.

"Shut up already!" Monokuma said. "Uh, I can't stand kids bickering. Here, just take the Monokuma Files and leave already!"

He threw the Files at Shuichi, who opened them shakily and showed Kaede the details.

<b>The victim is Kaito Momota,the Ultimate Astronaut.</b>

<b>The victim's body was found in the Ultimate Maid's Lab.<b>

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