The tale of the end

Savesta

Idk when the main plot will start just bare with me lol.

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~Tori POV~

"So basically, i was reborn yesterday when Melinda tried to rape me."

"You can't be serious! I was just doing check-ups! Please, believe me Kocho-sama!" 'Melinda' yelled out in frustration as i deadpaned.

"Why were you trying to take off ny undies then, huh?"

"Ara, it seems you just misunderstood Tori-san. What miss Melinda was doing was a regular check-up if your private parts are health-"

"Aaa! Stop it Shinobu, my head hurts just listening to this nonsense.
Goodbye!"

I quickly run out of there.
'What in the shufking nikokado avocado hen? What does the pocket version of baldi think about herself? Is she really that much of idiot or am i just stupid? I will go with the first one.'

"Caw caww! You're needed on a highly dangerous mission! You will be accompanied with a pillar! Caw!"

"Messing up my free time really is your hobby isn't it?" i threw some rocks on the crow, wich the person she should acompany is probs no one.

~~Time skip brought you by the god of shrek icecream~~

*Huff*
"Who is my company??" I start looking from side to side like an idiot and hear shouting somewhere close.

"GIVE THAT BACK YOU PIECE OF-"
"Stop being so agressive you chihuahua"

I come closer o the source of noise and see-

"I'M OLDER HERE! YOU SHOULD LSITEN TO OL-" Sanemi shouts.

"Ok, grandpa" Muichiro blankly responds as i start to feel the biggest urge o giggle.

I give up and start giggling like a madman.

Turning around and say to my crow:
"Sanemi caught getting roasted caught on 4k" I feel the burning eyes of a certain chihuahua on the back of my head.

I turn around and see Muichiro eating a dango and Sanemi looking like someone pissed in his cup.

'Muichiro looks cute as alwayss bruhh'

"Uh guys-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP"

"Yes?" Muichiro looks at me impatiently.