Some things just happen [Hololive Fanfiction]

Chapter 27: The Rest Of My Day

Normal/Phone Conversation= " you like jazz?"
Text Conversation= saidwankeronce= 'you like glass?'
Game Text= [amewatson was shot by no1wanker]
Thoughts= 'what should I have for dinner tonight?'

Chapter 27: The Rest Of My Day

Their stream went on for about 90 minutes or so. They ended earlier than planned due to Matsuri puking on the floor - it was pretty bad. My eyes were still closed, so I couldn't see it happen. If I did - I'd be laughing. My attention was only brought to reality when Fubuki came and asked for help cleaning. Of course I agreed, not before laughing beforehand. All I needed was some water, a mop and disinfectant spray, to spray on the floor and on Matsuri. "Can't believe you barfed all over the floor," I just had to rub it in. Why? Because I found it funny. "Are you sure you're alright?" asked Fubuki. She was worried for her friend, I was too. Though she brought this on herself - damn drunkard. Her defense went something like this. "Yeeeah," she said loudly. "Nat muh fault it tastes g- *hic* I feel dizzy.." She got all that out before falling to her knees. Is she dying? I kinda hope so. That way, she won't puke again. FBK gasped at this sudden turn, running to her friend's aid. I shook my head sideways in annoyance. At least it's almost gone, the bile that is.

It was 7 at night now, and for the rest of the night we all just relaxed. Though I didn't forget to make fun of Matsuri for getting drunk, and barfing afterwards. It didn't feel right, but it felt funny. "So, how is Kurokami doing Sutōkā?" "Last I checked, we sorta bonded over a rap song," I said. "Other than that, she's antisocial - kinda like how I am." After my words, a bottle of alcohol was slowly being pushed into my face. "Heeheheee, open up please," Matsuri said, in an oddly seductive manner. I wasn't one to be tempted, but she wasn't gonna give up. It couldn't hurt to drink one bottle. Even if I drank more, I wouldn't get drunk. After a moment, I grabbed and downed the bottle immediately afterwards. "Happy now?" I asked once I was done. This made the cheerleader happy - so happy that she got up from where she sat and ran away.  I turn to Fubuki and simply say "At least she'll stop" before making myself comfortable on the floor. There was a carpet, so I should be fine."I'm sorry about her if she's bothering you," a bow came afterwards. "No need to apologize. She's just unique as all." I can clearly see that. Anyways "I'm bored now," I tell her. Just as FBK was about to put her hand on her chin to begin her thought process, she was interrupted by someone. Someone who could be seen pushing a box with one of her feet. "Alcohol!" Matsuri cheered. Now I know what that is. You know what? I think I know what to do. So with my phone in hand, I dialed the first phone number.

-Thyme Skip-
30 minutes later...

I was surprised she made it here so quickly despite living fo far away. I was surprised they both even agreed to show up. I though, being busy idols, they would refuse. But not at all. That's what I thought anyway, as I looked at Marine, who sat on the floor next to me. She was in the midst of downing a bottle like it was water. She was the first person I had called over, the second being the duo that sat across from me. I say 'duo' mainly because if one is there, the other is as well. I'm talking about the dog and the neighbor's cat.

Another Reference, Cookie If You Understood It

Okayu was on the verge of falling asleep while Korone was playing Marine. Downing alcohol just like how the pirate is. I didn't know whether to be impressed or concerned. Are dog even supposed to drink alcohol? "Think you should ease it on the liquor, or you'll end up like Matsuri," I warned. Of course they didn't listen - their choice. I shrugged my shoulders, really I don't care. Looking back at Fubuki, who was seated next to me with her head on my shoulder, I figured she was tired. But how? It's only 7 o' clock. She sleeps at night right? I was distracted by the sound of drunken giggles coming from the captain's mouth. "Sutōkā-chaan~" she said. At times like these is where I wished I had a gun. Because I feel like I'm gonna be assaulted or something. "What?" I asked. Marine didn't answer words, only with a smile. Then, the unexpected happened. She grabbed me by the collar and pulled me towards her. The sudden weight shift brought her onto her back, with me on top of her. Since the sleeping fox was using my shoulder as a sorta soft pillow, her head fell onto the hard ground. It didn't hurt her much, but it did annoy her slightly. "Oww!" She exclaimed. Rubbing her head as she looked at me and Marine, her face went from annoyed to red in a matter of a second."Ah...I'll g-go somewhere else then, sorry!" The fox dashed out of her own living room, leaving behind Matsuri. She was unusually quiet, which lead me to believe she was plotting something. "Marine," I spoke up. "Can you let me go?" "I don't waanah," she said. A tight embrace came afterwards, which caught me off guard. She ended up pushing my head against her chest, which was sorta expected. I'm not gonna lie but they were soft, so I felt comfortable. But that's the only win she'll even get from me. With a sight out of my mouth, I didn't fight. "Yuub- *hic* e!" Korone had cried from the back, wrapping her arms around her snoring friend. Matsuri was the only one who wasn't hugging any- " FUBUKI!" She too cried out, before running in the direction Shirakami walked in. I can only assume she was gonna hug her too.

10 minutes later, and I'm still on the flo- just kidding. Marine had fell asleep a few minutes ago, so I took the opportunity to slither my way out of her clutches. Korone too had fallen asleep. At least they fell asleep instead of like puking, though that'll come later. I can only guess that I'm the only one awake at this time, but to make sure, I'll go look for Fubuki or Matsuri. Walking around the house, I couldn't find them. Then again, I was downstairs. They were upstairs but I just wanted an excuse to look around. When I got to the top, there was but one door. I opened it up to find an unholy sight. The two were on a bed, kissing. Fubuki's face, ears and shoulders were all red, though Matsuri seemed to be in control - not surprised. "I'm gonna go home now," I speak up, startling Matsuri alone. Fubuki slowly turned her head to face me. The shadows over her eyes were dark so I couldn't see her expression. "Thanks for the evening Fubuki. We should do this again sometime." "Y-yeah..," that was all she said before I left the house. I wanted to get out of there as fast as possible, since I felt as if I had ruined the mood. Even though it was just 7 pm, it was quite dark. The street lights gave me all the light I could use though. It was cold too, but I had a long sleeve, so I was fine with the cold. It took a few minutes, but I eventually got home. I'll need to apologize for that once I get a chance though, but probably tomorrow.