HEYYYY AGAINNN
I got this idea off some fan art i saw ages ago i sadly don't know the name of the artist but enjoyyyy.
(It was the day before Sanemis birthday and there was a hashira meeting being held at the ubayakashi estate)
Misturi: Welcome master!!!
Kagaya:Hello my darling children, I'm glad too see you are all in great health.
Uzui:WERE HAPPY TOO SEE YOUR IN GOOD HEALTH ASWELL MASTER!!!
(Giyuu would walk in late as always , with dark grey bags under his eyed and his hair in a low ponytail Sanemi felt sorry for Giyuu.)
Rengoku:WELL LOOK WHO CAME OUT OF HIS CAVE!??!
(All the hashiras would gasp sarcastically)
Shinobu: I was starting too think he died!?!
Giyuu:Do we have to do this everytime?.
Muichiro: Oh my god it speaks!?
Uzui:So you got a girlfriend yet tomioka?!
Giyuu:N-
Uzui:Or a boyfriend!?!
(Uzui would give Giyuu a friendly punch on the arm.)
Uzui:Ah Tomiokaa!
Shinobu:Cmon guys stop messing with him now!!
Rengoku:Nooo! Cmon he gets it hes a team player right tomioka!!!??
Giyuu: 😐
Kagaya:I did want too discuss something with you all!!
Sanemi:What is it??
Kagaya:Well, For starters was any of you thinking of claiming a tsuguko?
Giyuu:Well, i was actually thinking of training Tanjiro.
Rengoku:I wanted too train Tanjiro actually!
Uzui:Both of you lack flashiness, i think i should train tanjiro!!!
Rengoku:Thats insulting!
Uzui:Rengoku you know what i meant.
Giyuu:And what about me?
Uzui:I said what i said.
Sanemi:I think iguro should train tanjiro!!
Obanai:Absolutely fucking not, i think sanemi should train tanjiro, maybe he'll stab him.
Kagaya:No one is stabbing the kid!
Rengoku:I think i would be the best one too train him!
Giyuu:Well no doesnt he already know water breathing?
Uzui:He actually told me he doesnt like water breathing.
Giyuu:He said that?
Rengoku:He's already been asking me about his kagura dance i think its best if the flame pillar helps him with that!!
Uzui:Yeah but he doesnt use flame breathing!!!
Giyuu:He doesnt use sound breathing either he litreally uses water breathing.
Rengoku:We can share him!
Uzui:Like we'll train him together?
Rengoku:Well yes and no like maybe i can get him one week and you can have him the next.
Uzui:Or like i can have him two days you can have him three days and we'll alternate every weekend!
Rengoku:Yeah we can exchange him outside the butterfly mansion!!
Uzui:I just need extra time with him on the weekends because i like too bring him home my wives love him and his sister!!!
Rengoku:Yeah we can all just co parent i mean mentor!
Uzui:Are we keeping them together or like when you have tanjiro i'll have nezuko and when i have tanjiro you have nezuko?
Rengoku:There more of like a bonded pair i think we should keep them together!
Uzui:Okay but what about holidays you can have them on Christmas i would prefer them on there Birthdays!
Rengoku:No i think we should do something together on there birthdays!
Uzui:Yeah im sure we can throw them really flashy birthday parties! i know nezukos is in December im not sure when tanjiros is!
Rengoku:I dont know but i will find out!!
Giyuu:Its July 14th.
Kagaya:Well now that thats over and done with im sure some of you may know its Sanemis birthday tomorrow!
(All the hashiras turned too sanemi in shock)
Sanemi: what.
Uzui:WE SHOULD HAVE A PARTY!!!
Misturi:OUUUUU YESSSS
Shinobu:Hahahaha!!!
Rengoku:HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Uzui:MY WIVES AND I WILL HOST THE FLASHIEST BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!
Sanemi:I'll kill you.
Uzui:HAHAHAHAHA!!! ALL OF YOU ARE INVITED !! THE MORE THE MERRIER !
Kagaya:Well this brings the meeting to an end! Hope all is well for my darling children!
(They would all leave the Ubayakashi Estate and go home, Sanemi would give Giyuu a lil slap on the ass as they were leaving Uzui would text the hashira groupchat)
Hashiras🤩🤩:
Uzui:PARTY AT 7 DO NOT BE LATE (TOMIOKA)
Giyuu:I wont.
Rengoku:I WILL BE THERE!!!!
Misturi:Me too!!!!
Obanai:I guess i'll come.
Shinobu:We are all coming!! or else🥰
Sanemi:I guess.
Gyomei:👍
(Some time would pass and they would all start heading too Uzui's estate , except giyuu of course he was trying to find his belt)
*DING DONG Rengku, misturi, muichiro, shinobu and sanemi would show up*
Suma:HEY EVERYONEEE!!!
Makio:Uzui is in the basement!!!
Misturi:Thank youuu!!!
(They would all head down too the basement too see around 10-12 bottles of alcohol)
Uzui:HEYYYY!!! FLASHY OF ALL OF YOU TOO TURN UP ON TIME
Rengoku:HEY UZUI!!!
(Gyomei, Muichiro, Iguro and sanemi would appear at the door)
Sanemi:Hey
Hinasturu:Happy birthday sanemi!!!
Suma:Uzui and the others are downstairs!!
(They would all make there way too the basement)
Rengoku:WAY TOO TURN UP LATE!!
Shinobu:Welcome!!!!
Gyomei:Hello.
Obanai:Why is there so many bottles.
Uzui:TOO GET WASTED!!! WE DESERVE IT!
(Giyuu would appear at the door *finally*)
Makio:YOUR LATE
Giyuu:Sorry.
Hinasturu:They are all in the basement!!
(Giyuu would head down to the basement, they were all very angry with giyuu)
Uzui:I SAID NOT TOO BE LATE
Giyuu: Sorry i wa-
Shinobu:Excuses excuses!!
Uzui:As of honour of Shinazugawas birthday we should all have a toast!
Obanai:I wont be drinking.
Rengoku:THAT IS FINE!!
Muchiro::We all remeber what happened last time.
(Uzui woild pour them all a large drink and they would all chug it down)
Uzui:WOOOO
Rengoku:HAPPY BIRTHDAY SANEMI!!
Sanemi:I hate you all
Misturi:Hahahaha!!!
(A little time would pass and misturi would come up with a little game gyomei fell asleep, he didn't want to deal with them anymore)
Muichiro:How does the game go again?..
Misturi:Okay so basically you all have to get a partner and Uzuis wives will ask us questions and you and your partner will take it in turns to answer how you think your partner would answer!!
Gyomei:Thats confusing.
Misturi:It is but it'll make sense!!
Shinobu:Everyone find yourselves a parter or i'll do it for you!! Misturi i'll be your partner!!
Misturi:Ouuu yess!!
Uzui:RENGOKU YOUR WITH ME!!!!
Rengoku:RIGHT!!
Sanemi:Giyuu your my partner.
Giyuu:Oh, okay
Muichiro:Obanai?
Iguro:Tokito.
Misturi:Yayyyy!!!
Suma:Okay first question!!
Makio:If your partner woke up in your body, what would be the first thing they do?!
Shinobu:Hmm.. i think she'd check up on all the patients then see what outfits i have!!
Misturi:Ouuu!!!
Iguro:Probably snoop around, then mess with kabaramaru.
STOPP THIS TOOK AGESSS
this will probably have a part 2 too it but oh well
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Sanegiyuu oneshots
FanfictionSome of this will have a lil but of smut but some wont, if you dont like this ship then leave ig btw this is my first time writing one of these so no hate Also look at how cute Giyu looks in the front page thingy omfg💌💌
