HEY AGAIN💗💗
CARRYING ON FROM LAST TIME (Go read rn if you havent)
Uzui:HMM...RENGOKU WOULD DEFINITELY GO AND GET RAMEN!!!
Rengoku:YESS!!
Sanemi:Button my shirt
Shinobu:HHAHAHAH
Giyuu:Hes not wrong i guess
Hinasturu:Next question!!
Suma:If your partner had too get "crazy" with an uppermoon who would they pick!!!!
Sanemi:No fuck that, fuck this im over it.
Makio:But you do have to answer!!
Sanemi:Yeah i would never get "crazy" with an uppermoon!! I fucking hate demons!!
Giyuu:I guessed he would say that.
Misturi:huh
Sanemi:Great
Giyuu:For the record you hate me too but thats never stopped you.
Uzui:HAHAHAAHHAHAHA
Sanemi:CAN WE NOT???
Shinobu:AHA HAHAHA
Giyuu:Well secrets already out so?
Shinobu:Well we're certainly getting too know eachother!!
Iguro:HAHAHAHA
Makio:NEXT QUESTION!!!
Hinasturu:Where if you have.. is the wackiest place you have hooked up!?! with or without your partner!
Muichirou:Ive never hooked up with anyone..
Uzui:Theres a lot too choose from .. uhh i guess wind estate?
Sanemi:WHAT??
Suma:Only 3 out of 4 of us were there its fine!!
Sanemi:Restraining order.
Giyuu:On a mission?
Rengoku:HUH
Giyuu: Right? *he would look at sanemi*
(Sanemi would look at giyuu in rage)
Giyuu:I mean-
(Sanemi would hit giyuu with a book)
Sanemi:Im
Giyuu:Ow
(He would hit him again)
Sanemi:Going
(He would hit him again)
Sanemi:To
(He would hit him again)
Giyuu:Ow
Sanemi:Kill
(He would hit him again)
Sanemi:You.
Giyuu:Im sorry
Uzui:Hey kocho!
Shinobu:What?
Uzui:Are you tiny cuz ur the insect pillar or are you the insect pillar cuz ur tiny?
Shinobu:Do you never shut the fuck up because your the sound pillar or are you the sound pillar because strutting peacock fuckhead pillar was already taken?
Uzui:AUGH
Iguro:YEAH TAKE IT!! YOU SPARKLING GIRAFFE!!
Uzui:Short people are so angry!
Giyuu:Being short is a perfectly acceptable lifestyle choice, i actually have a lot of short friends.
Sanemi:You do?
Giyuu:They are all 15 .
Sanemi:Well of course your on there side.
Giyuu:What?
Sanemi:Your short
Giyuu:No were the same height
Sanemi:No im clearly taller then him
Iguro:Mmmm
Sanemi:Yeah how tall are you?
Giyuu:5,9.
Sanemi:Really?.
Giyuu:How tall are you?
Sanemi:5,10
Muichiro:Really?
Sanemi:And a half.
Giyuu:Im impressed, ive always wanted my inches too be in the double digits.
Uzui:MY INCHES ARE IN THE DOUBLE DIGITS
Shinobu:Hes not 5,10 though?
Sanemi:Yeah i am
Shinobu:no
Giyuu:So we are the same height
Misturi:Yeah
Giyuu:We have so much in common
Sanemi:IM TALLER , How the fuck would you know anyway?
Shinobu:Oh well when you were hanging around my sister thats all she wanted to talk about
Sanemi:Really?
Shinobu:Oh yeah are you kidding? 'Oh hes hot shinobu but like hes only 5,9 i dont know like i dont usually go for guys under 6 feet like hes kinda short but maybe its fine'
Sanemi:WELL IM 5,10
Shinobu:Oh yeah ill be sure to tell her?
Giyuu:I dont mind that your short.
Sanemi:IM LITERALLY TALLER THEN YOU.
Iguro:Wooww short people are soo angry!
Sanemi:Dont call my short from your fuckin complex tree, you guys know he sits in that tree too make himself feel tall right?
Uzui:Ah just stand next too each other and we'll figure this out.
Sanemi:FINE
(Giyuu would stand face to face with sanemi)
Sanemi:Why are you— why face to face what the fuck
Uzui:Back to back come on!
(Sanemi and giyuu would stand back to back)
Misturi:Flush are you flush!!
Sanemi:We're flush.
Rengoku:You have to be flush!
Giyuu:We're flush.
Uzui:Hmm.
Shinobu:Stop slouching
Giyuu:Oh.
(Giyuu would stand up properly and his back would crack , shinobu would giggle a bit)
Uzui:Everyone under 6 feet just looks the same to me?
(Gyomei would wake up)
Sanemi:Oh spare us.
Gyomei:Whats going on?
Shinobu:We're trying too see which one of them is taller, stick around they might start measuring dicks!
Gyomei:Oh?
Uzui:Sanemi can you flatten your stupid shitty coke head hair?
Sanemi:My what.
Misturi:Guys height doesnt really matter!
Iguro:Yeah i said this was stupid!
Uzui:It matters if your under 6 feet.
Giyuu: So what kind of music do you listen too?
Sanemi:What?
Giyuu:Well we've been flush for a while i thought we could get to know each other, im not a big fan of music myself.
Misturi:No im serious i um, i actually prefer short guys short guys with like short fuses
Iguro:Are you in love with sanemi?
Sanemi:WHAT
Misturi:Huh?
(Giyuu had fallen asleep, on the couch he wasnt much sober a lot of time would pass and the hashiras would start to get tired sanemi got angry and decided to take the guest bedroom, gyomei , iguro, rengoku, muichiro and misturi had fallen asleep and shinobu and uzui came up with an idea)
CLIFFHANGER AHHHHHHHHHH
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FanfictionSome of this will have a lil but of smut but some wont, if you dont like this ship then leave ig btw this is my first time writing one of these so no hate Also look at how cute Giyu looks in the front page thingy omfg💌💌
