AHHHH PART 2!!!!
Same thing applies as the 1st part!!! (go read rn if you havent)
Also i apologise for all the spelling mistakes!!!
(They would all gather round Himejima, Sanemi was angry that giyuu had to move off of him but he let it slide.)
Gyomei:Well since i have never seen any of you i have had my thoughts, I think shinazugawa looks like a demon.
Sanemi:Excuse me?
Obanai:Well your not wrong
Sanemi:Shut the fuck up, how is that even possible im a fucking demon slayer.
Gyomei:I am convinced that you are a demon in disguise, look at the way you act,you even kind of smell like one.
(obanai would start laughing silently)
Misturi:Oh!
Rengoku:ME NEXT! ME NEXT!
Gyomei: Rengoku looks like an angel.
Sanemi:And i look like a fucking demon!!?
Gyomei:Silence demon.
Obanai:*wheeze*
Sanemi:Shut the fuck up.
Giyuu:Rengoku that sounded like a bad omen.
Shinobu:Woah.
Rengoku:What do you mean by that?
Giyuu:Dont you dare get on that train rengoku.
Misturi:Tomika! why would you say that?!
Obanai:Dude.
Uzui:Shut it tomioka! who the fuck invited you , you are an angel rengoku!
Rengoku:THANK YOU!!
Giyuu:Im just saying.
Shinobu:What do you think i look like!?
Gyomei:A bit bug like, but like a caterpillar that has transformed into a beautiful butterfly.
Misturi:Aww! What do you think i look like!?
Gyomei:Like a ray of sunshine after a winter storm.
Obanai: *faintly* shes prettier then that but...
Gyomei:Now obanai, to be honest you're a bit scary. Are your eyes red? Do they happen to be red?
Obanai: No.
Gyomei:Am i close?
Obanai:No.
Gyomei:Well they should be.
Muichiro:What about me?
Gyomei:Terrifying. Children are terrifying.
Muichiro:Yeah.
Uzui:I bet im the flashiest guy you've ever seen!!!!
Shinobu:Tengen he cant see.
Uzui:Shit!
Gyomei:Tengen you throw me for a loop,because you must be a handsome guy to have three wives i will not doubt that but you just dont seem like it.
Rengoku: IF I MAY INTERRUPT I THINK TENEGN IS A VERY HANDSOME MAN!!!
Uzui:You sure do know how to make a flashy guy blush kyojuro!!!
Sanemi: Do you guys have to do this everytime?
Uzui:What?
Sanemi:THAT
Rengoku:Is it wrong to admire a mans beauty platonically, shinazugawa?
Uzui: Or romantically
Rengoku: 3 wives!
Uzui:No husbands!
Obanai:I hate these fucking people.
Sanemi:Agreed.
Gyomei:I realise i forgot your boyfriend , shinazugawa.
Shinobu: oh my god
Misturi:Well then
Muichiro:They had it coming
Sanemi:EXCUSE ME, not my boyfriend not my boyfriend.
Giyuu:you dont have to say it.
Sanemi:not my boyfriend
Gyomei: Too good, for shinazugawa.
Giyuu:you didnt have to say it.
Sanemi:WHAT DO YOU MEAN HES TOO GOOD FOR ME? ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Gyomei:Silence demon.
Rengoku ,Uzui and Shinobu:HAHAHAHAHA
(Time would pass and they would all be a little bit drunk at this point, Gyomei would be resting his eyes and they would all think he's asleep)
Uzui: OO NOW THAT HES ASLEEP WE SHOULD PLAY SMASH OR PASS HIMEJIMA!?
Misturi: OUUU YES!!!!!
Rengoku:ARE YOU SURE HE CANT HEAR US?!? THAT MAN IS FULL OF MYSTERIES!!!!!!
Uzui:HES ASLEEP IT WILL BE FINE!!!
Rengoku:OKAY!!!
Uzui:I'd smash
Shinobu:WOAHHH
Sanemi:HELLO??
Giyuu:Oh?
Uzui:What??? Im down to try anything once , im a bit of a slut that way.
Iguro:I cannot belive those words just came out of your mouth.
Misturi:I'd smash him ☺️
Muichiro:What are we even playing again?...
Uzui:Smash or pass tokito
Sanemi:OKAY HOLD ON—
Misturi:Whatttt , your saying you wouldn't climb up Himejimas mountain? 😉
Sanemi: Oh
Giyuu:Smash.
(All the hashiras turn to Giyuu in shock)
Gyomei: *was listening this whole time* You are all going to hell.
Misturi:I HAVE AN IDEA!!!! WE SHOULD DO IMPRESSIONS OF THE OTHER PILLARS!!!
Uzui:VERY FLASHY MISTURI!!!!!
Shinobu:YES!!!! ill go first!!
(Shinobu takes a deep breath in the puts on a dead frown)
Shinobu: *inhale* Th- *she would start giggling* Okay okay , Thank you for the invite but i think you'll have more fun without me.
Rengoku:TOMIOKA!!
Iguro:Tomioka.
Shinobu:*still impersonating giyuu* is it that obvious, i think people like me i think muzan would like me if he got to know me.
Misturi: *she would giggle* No!! i like him!!
Uzui:HAHAHAHA
Sanemi: HAHAHAH
Giyuu:😐
Misturi:ME NEXT!!! *inhale* Supp.. *she would flick her hair back*
Muichiro:Tengen?
Misturi:Nonono!! Please dont call him a snake he has a name..
Rengoku:IGURO??????
Misturi:YESS!!!!
Shinobu:Is that what you think of him?!
Misturi: Yeah thats— thats what he's like!!
Uzui: I'LL GO NEXT!! *inhale* UMAI-
(Misturi would cut him off)
Misturi:RENGOKU.
Uzui:VERY FAST MISTURI!!!
Misturi:YES!!
Rengoku:ILL GO NEX— *He would look over at Giyuu* TOMIOKA!!
Giyuu: *He would jump and look over at rengoku*
Rengoku:YOU DO AN IMPRESSION!!!
Misturi:OH MY GOD YESS!!!
Giyuu: Thank you for the invite but i think you'll have more fun without me.
(Shinobu and misturi would start laughing)
Shinobu:Cmon!! Just one!
Giyuu:Oh okay uh.. Why are you staring at me like that asshole you think your better then me or something?!.
Misturi:OHH
Giyuu:I swear to god im going to rip your head off as soon as i learn how to button my shirt!!
Shinobu:AHA HAH
Rengoku:HAHAHAHAHA
Sanemi:Giyuu.
Giyuu:This is the last time we're doing this okay!?
Uzui:Oh?
Iguro:Hm.
Giyuu:Fine you can stay over this once but dont make a habit out of it okay?? I dont like you remember!!!!
Muichiro: ..
Gyomei: i-
Giyuu-If you blab about this to anyone i'll end you shit hea— *he would go silent and realise what hes doing* 🤭
(Everyone would go silent and Sanemi would look at giyuu in rage)
Shinobu:.. HIMEJIMA!!!
Giyuu:..
LEFT YALL ON A CLIFFHANGERRRRR
999 Words god dayummmmm
Hope yall enjoy , i need to think of ideas for part 3 , leave ideas in comments ill be happy to hear them
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Sanegiyuu oneshots
FanficSome of this will have a lil but of smut but some wont, if you dont like this ship then leave ig btw this is my first time writing one of these so no hate Also look at how cute Giyu looks in the front page thingy omfg💌💌
