Mutant Busters: Insomniac Hell

Bonus? A writers Block

    TW⚠️ Mentions of previous sex, weird small man and an amazing husband
These are joke Triggers but if you notice any actual triggers, please tell me in the comments!
Notes at the end and I hape you enjoy this bonus!
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  "Don't you just hate when life gets in the way?" He asked me. I stared at this strange, short man in confusion.
"What do you mean?" I asked. He gave out a small chuckle before he spoke.
"You aren't even brave enough to admit you're gay until chapter twenty, and even then you're not the one to initiate the kiss in chap-"
"W-What the hell are you talking about?!" I yelled, cutting him off. He looked at me with a shit eating grin as he said;
"I make your past, present and future Hon."
          I woke up in a panic, realizing I was still messy, still sticky. I tried to recall what that strange boy said, but my mind was still fuzzy. I decided I should take a shower, but was stopped by my husband.
"Come on... I stink you big doof." I said to him, his hands still stuck around my waist.
"You don' smell that bad." He said, burying his face into my stomach. I sat there and gently pet his head and waited for him to fall asleep so I could shower.
"Honey, you seem kind of discouraged, did you have another nightmare?" He lifted his face from my stomach to look up at me.
"I don't quite remember, I was in the past, but there was something off, someone I didn't know. They seemed to know me, quite well actually, but I didn't even get there name. They just called themselves the author." I said. He looked at me with interest now. Eyes that begged me to go on.
"Well, he was very short, and seemed to know you, referring to you by your first name and your code name. Isn't that weird?" I chuckled, and so did he.
" He referred to days or weeks as chapters, and seemed to recall every single day of our lives, even Jim's wedding." I said. Brutux got up and stretched before he spoke.

"Must have been a wild dream, White."

HA! GOTTEM! YOU THOUGHT I WROTE SHERIFF X SHOOTER AGAIN BUT NOOOO! Anyhow, I've been really busy looking for a job while juggling everything else on to of this, but I will try and get a decent chapter out. Please be patient with me in this one.
Possum Out!