What A Waspy Time

A Shocking Wedgie

As he walked off, Finnegan finally got his cuffs off. With a yell of rage, the paper wasp threw the metal restraints down and got to work on his lower arms. Once his frontal wedgie was cleared, he reached up and removed Tawes' briefs from his face. However, he couldn't stand up just yet, not with his back waistband over Tawes' chin.

So, with a growl of persistence, he reached over and lifted the red fabric off of Tawes' face. Once the wedgie was undone, be stood up and began to tuck his underwear back into his pants.

Tawes groaned as breathed in some fresh air, "God, we're gonna be a laughing stock now..."

"Which is why I'm going to hunt that motherfucker down and give 'im a little payback." Finnegan said as he tossed the cuff keys to Tawes and undid his frontal wedgie for him, "Free yourself and meet me over there. I'm gonna make sure he doesn't get away."

"But you can't stop him by yourself!" Tawes retorted.

"Oh, but I can." Finnegan chuckled sinisterly, before reaching onto his belt and activating his taser, something he had not forgotten. He then extended his wings and took off, pursuing Andrei and ready for blood.

Andrei had turned the corner a few blocks down and was still sauntering along, hands in his pockets. He whistled quietly, an annoying pep to his step as he scrolled through the comments posted to the pictures. With a few, quiet chuckles, he responded to the ones he found particularly funny or brutal, stoking these simple images into what he hoped would become a huge online sensation.

Little did he know, Finnegan was after him. Not thinking the cops were after him, he did not even bother to watch his back. He regretted his decision second afterwards, when the very angry Finnegan slammed right into his back, letting loose a slew of accented curses, insults and demeaning remarks as he wrestled the larger wasp to the ground. The mass of multiple arms, wings, and stinger-less "tails" quickly devolved as both parties landed punches against the other, Finnegan landing on top of Andrei after a bout of rolling.

As he held him down, Finnegan readied the taser, and brought it up with his lower right arm. As he turned up its intensity, he chuckled loudly, before slamming the device right into Andrei's thigh, shouting as he did, "Have a little electricity, ya disrespectful bastard!"

While Andrei put up a real good fight during the struggle, the taser did him in. He screamed and writhed on the ground, pain shooting through his entire body. "AAAAAAAH! OKAY, OKAY, I GIVE! PUT THAT, AGGGH, THING AWAY, FUCKER!"

He has only been tased once before, and damn that was a painful experience, one that he did not want to repeat for another second longer. One thing was for sure, he definitely was going to be incapacitated after this...

Finnegan held the taser on Andrei for a good few more seconds, partly out of anger and partly out of a desire for a little vengeance. It was more than enough time for Tawes to catch up to the two. The yellow and black wasp then relieved the larger one of the electric stun gun. But, their retaliation was

from over.

"Here. Help me flip him over." Finnegan called out to Tawes, starting to grab the large wasp and flip him over. Tawes assisted without a word, and soon, Andrei was on his stomach. The two officers took a second to compose themselves, while they assessed what could be done the to the thuggish insect.

Though he was still uncuffed, Andrei was going nowhere. All of his muscles were horribly weak. Hell, he could not even shudder or shake properly. The only thing he felt was the aching pain of his tazing. It was like someone set fire to his thigh and the sensation spread up his leg, spine, and throughout the entire rest of his body. Not a fun experience.