Big Time Mansion

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Lilly and Logan walked out to the pool area, finding Kendall and James standing close to the edge with a camera.

"What's up with the empty baked bean cans?" Logan asked, pointing to the cans floating in the water.

"Carlitos." Kendall and James said together, pointing at the boy that was underwater.

"And what is Carlitos doing?" Lilly asked, crossing her arms.

"He's attempting to set the underwater farts world record." Kendall explained, wrapping an arm around the girl.

"But he's too far down. Underwater farts are impossible to achieve at water pressure in excess of 4.2 pounds per square inch." Logan explained, receiving looks from his best friends and sister. "What? It's basic fartology." He defended.

"It amazes and disgusts me that you know that." Lilly said, looking at her older brother.

"So how do we know when it's coming?" James asked.

"I'm not sure." Kendall answered as the four leaned towards the pool. Then they all got splashed with water from Carlos.

"Whoo!" The four teens cheered and celebrated, not caring that they were wet.

Carlos then resurfaced. "Did you get that on video?" He asked.

"Should it be smoking like that?" Lilly asked, noticing the smoke coming from the camera Kendall was holding. The group then let out complaints, knowing they had a video, but was ruined.

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"♪ I wanna be famous... famous... You want to be the one who's living the life ♪" The five sang as they stood in the sound booth.

"And cut!" Gustavo exclaimed, stopping the music.

"It sounded great, right?" Kendall asked.

"No. Green Day sounds great. You guys didn't make me want to vomit." Gustavo answered, receiving complaints from the five teens. He then pressed a button, making the complaints muffled while he mouthed words.

"Why can't you tell them they sound good? Or thank them for all their hard work?" Kelly asked.

"Showing thanks is a sign of weakness. And besides, you don't hear them thanking me." Gustavo responded.

"Gustavo." Kendall started as the five walked out of the sound booth. "We just wanted to thank you." He continued as the five stood in front of their producer.

"Yeah, thank you." "Thank you so much." "So much fun." "It's been a blast." The other four spoke over each other.

Kelly nudged Gustavo. "I just wanted to say... You guys are... done for the day." Gustavo said to the five teens, who deflated a bit. "Kelly and I are off to North Carolina." He announced.

"Ooh, can you bring us back a tar heel?" Carlos asked.

"Ooh, I'm thinking about bringing back a hot new band, that I can replace you with when you inevitably fail me." Gustavo said.

"Replace us?" All five teens asked as Gustavo made his way out of the studio. All five teens spoke over each other as they followed their producer.

"You're not gonna replace us, not after you see my new head shots." James said and took out two pictures. "One hot young doctor, one hot greasy mechanic." He said.

"Ooh, I'll put these with the others." Gustavo said, taking the pictures from the boy, then proceeded to throw them. James yelped as he caught one of his picutres. "Kelly, who'd you get to house-sit my mansion?" Gustavo asked, turning to Kelly.

"Oh, you said that you would take care of that." Kelly answered.

"There is no way I would have ever said-" Gustavo tried, but stopped when they all heard Gustavo's voice coming from a voice recorder.

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