SBI Oneshots (technodad +others)

uuuuhhh technodad but funny

A/N quick chapter while Im on vacation. hope everyones doing okay! this chapter was hard to write for obvious reasons but I hope you all enjoy

"Hey Techno! We're all going to the bar tonight, you coming?" He slightly cringed before turning around to face his coworkers with the best smile he could muster.

"Sorry guys, my uh- my son has a uhm, a recital tonight and I told him we'd celebrate with icecream."

"I didn't know you had a son." He shrugged and slowly moved towards the door. "Well I wish him luck. Maybe some other time?"

"Yeah, sure!" And Techno was gone.

As time went on his coworkers started to notice that whenever they wanted to hang out quintessentially Techno had something to do with his son. It was also strange that any other time Techno just wouldn't talk about his son. He hasn't even told them the kids name. So obviously, they were suspicious.

But luckily, their boss decided to have a "bring your child to work day". Everyone was excitedly talking about their children during the week leading up to it, even Schlatt was bragging about his kid. It was the perfect opportunity to bring up Techno's supposed son.

"Hey Tech, are you gonna bring your son?" Wilbur leaned against his coworkers desk and smiled.

"What? Oh that. Yeah, depends how the kids schedule is. He doesn't tell me anything til the day before." He shrugged. Wilbur frowned.

"But it's a saturday?"

"Yes? Kids in the school band, has piano lessons, gaming club, has a math tutor, and volunteers at the library. Also has friends I guess." Wilbur looked at Techno confused. If this is actually a bit then he must be very committed to make up all this stuff.

"You must be very proud of him."

"Nah, he's a pain in my ass." Wilbur laughed awkwardly and patted Techno on his back.

"Well I can't wait to hopefully meet him." Techno mumbled something but he couldn't hear. He just walked away to inform the others in the "is tech's son real?" groupchat.

The day finally came and the offices were filled with kids sitting around, bothering their parents, or just talking. Niki brought her kid brother she took care of, Bad brought his son, Puffy brought two of her kids, Wilbur brought his toddler. It was very noisy. But as the time approached for Techno to come and start his shift, some people started growing anxious.

The door opened and Techno strolled in like he normally did to clock in. He noticed a few people looking at him but decided to ignore it. There were children everywhere, who's stupid idea was this? He rolled his eyes and sat at his desk, starting up his computer to start working.

"Hey Tech! This is my kid, Fundy. Was your son able to make it?" He groaned as his coworker leaned against his desk.

"Yeah, he's texting someone or something, he'll be in in a minute."

Tommy was not having a good day. His dad told him about the stupid bring your kid to work day and woke him up on one of the first saturdays that he's actually had completely free since he started all his extracurriculars. And sure, his dad worked for some big editing company for stories, games, and all sorts of shit, but it was probably still boring. So instead he decided to sit outside for a moment before he went in. Unfortunately he had to go in eventually.

Tommy sighed and wiped the last bit of sleep from his eyes before walking through the door and following his father's directions towards the game editing section. He passed by a lot of other kids, most were younger than him, and other workers.

The blond walked into the gaming part of the building immediately seeing a few people turn to him. "Uhh. Hi? I'm looking for my dad?" He felt awkward.

"Tommy!" He smiled at the familiar voice as he turned to see one of his best friends.

"Tubbo! Hey big man, I didn't know Schlatt worked here?"

"I didn't know your dad worked here either. This is just so awesome. Niki and Ranboo are here too. And Dream. Guess his mom is the supervisor here or whatever." Tommy talked with Tubbo for a bit as they walked around checking out everything there was around the small section of the building. They eventually split off as Tubbo's father called him over to show whatever he was working on. Leaving Tommy to finish the self-led tour and look for his dad.

"Huh, guess some of these kids are friends." Wilbur hummed as he moved back towards Techno. Why he was back to bothering him, Techno had no idea. It was like the guys life's purpose was to annoy him and not let him finish fixing the bugs before the deadline. "Oh hey, the kids coming over. He kind of looks like Dream, wonder if he's another one of Puffy's kids." Techno glanced up and towards the window where his persistent coworker was looking. He snorted and shook his head.

"Finally. This place is like those stupid-ass minecraft mazes Purpled likes to trap me in. This place is cool though." The kid walked into the room and sat on the floor beside Techno. Wilbur looked at the kid confused for a moment. "This is what you do all day?"

"Yes, Tommy, this is the job that puts food on the table and a roof over our heads." It suddenly clicked in Wilbur's brain. He pulled out his phone a took a quick blurry picture of the two talking before furiously typing into his phone.

WIMBLR: [image]
WIMBLR: THE CHDIL SI RELA

Niki<3: Tommy is Techno's son????
Niki<3: he hangs out with Ranboo

WIMBLR: ITS THST TOMYM??

GLATT: ha. i knew there was something familiar about them

language: Puffy just told me she knew. Dream tutors Tommy and has met Techno O-O

[Technoblade has joined the chat]
Technoblade: get rekked nerds
[Technoblade has left the chat]