"Is there anything better than a vanilla Frosty on an autumn day? Or any day, actually."
Elder Lyrina's eyes rolled to the back of her head in bliss as she spooned a large dollop of confection into her mouth, looking more like a carefree pre-schooler than a centuries-old Elder Witch capable of chaos and mass destruction.
I choked back my laughter when Lucy pinched my thigh from under the table.
"There really isn't," I said gruffly in an effort to recover.
Lucy followed with a dutiful, "Yes, Elder."
Surprisingly, there weren't a lot of people at Wendy's today. In fact, aside from the two teenage cashiers, the three of us were the only ones huddled up in a corner booth, surrounded by a sea of empty tables and chairs.
Huh.
I highly suspected this had something to do with Elder Lyrina. She was never a fan of mortals, so I wouldn't put it past her to put a temporary hex on the Wendy's branch just so she could enjoy her Frosty in peace.
"So..." I said, making tiny swirls on the top of my melting Frosty with a spoon.
Elder Lyrina snapped her eyes onto mine, momentarily lost in thought, before she regained her composure and set her Frosty aside (gently, with a twinge of reluctance).
"Leonora, Lucy, I apologise for sending a Raven Mail so early in the morning. I was afraid you would've slept in and missed it."
I scoffed. "Kind of hard to ignore a massive black raven going at my bedroom window like a drill-hammer at seven a.m."
Lucy, the ever pushover, was quick to add, "But we're so glad to be here, Elder." She then hummed enthusiastically as she shovelled some ice-cream into her mouth. "This is so good."
I rolled my eyes discreetly. Lucy hated vanilla.
"After yesterday's..." the Elder paused to find the right words. "...events, I thought we should talk. And by 'we', I specifically mean you, Leonora." Her bright purple eyes needled into my soul, and for a moment, I thought she was casting a spell on me.
I shifted uncomfortably in my seat. "Me?"
Elder Lyrina smacked her lips disapprovingly. "Yes, you. Unless you know any other witch who's been caught red-handed getting intimate with a werewolf?"
I grimaced. Never in a millennia would I have expected to hear those words said to me. And certainly not by Elder Lyrina. I turned to Lucy for support but she remained mum, looking like one of those helpless drivers who slowed down their cars to gawk at an accident.
"What—" I cleared my throat when my voice came out squeakier than expected. "What do you want to know?"
"Let's start with why you were abducted," she said diplomatically.
"It's a long story," I said with a sigh. But when the Elder began to frown, I quickly added,"To sum it up, I was kidnapped for ransom by Sonny Grasso, a member of the mafia that's been extorting money from Magnus."
Elder Lyrina's frowned deepened nevertheless. "Oh. I see."
"Not Magnus' fault," I quipped defensively.
Lucy clicked her tongue. "Except your relationship with him is the reason you were taken in the first place." I shot Lucy a deathly glare, and she pretended to be heavily invested in her dessert. "So good," Lucy whispered beneath her breath before devouring the Frosty.

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BEWITCHED & BOTHERED
Paranormal☆ 2022 WATTYS SHORTLIST ☆ Leonora 'Lena' Winterhaven is a witch on a dry spell. Somehow, she is the only one left in her coven (and possibly all of New York!) to still have her virtue intact at the age of twenty-nine. This would be fine and dandy, i...